Flodder (1986)
Bert André: Buurman Neuteboom
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Quotes
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Dochter Kees : [smiling] Hello!
Buurman Neuteboom : Oh... good afternoon.
Dochter Kees : I saw you arriving, so I thought: Let's get to know eachother.
Buurman Neuteboom : Well... that is very kind.
Dochter Kees : [looking at the flowers] For your wife?
Buurman Neuteboom : Yes.
Dochter Kees : [sniffing the flowers] Mmmm, smells very good!
Buurman Neuteboom : By the way, what is your name?
Dochter Kees : Kees, just like my brother.
Buurman Neuteboom : You... don't look like your brother.
Dochter Kees : Fortunately not.
[looks as Neuteboom's car, leaning on it]
Dochter Kees : Beautiful car!
Buurman Neuteboom : It is a CX 25 GTi with an injection engine.
Dochter Kees : Injection?
Buurman Neuteboom : It is an engine that injects the fuel into the cylinders with a high pressure.
Dochter Kees : You know a lot about it!
Buurman Neuteboom : I am working at the car branch.
Dochter Kees : Oh yes?
Buurman Neuteboom : [closing the garage doors and unties Kees]
Dochter Kees : Neighbour, what are you doing now?
Buurman Neuteboom : [horny, whispering] I want you, you are arousing me.
Dochter Kees : But your wife...?
Buurman Neuteboom : [starts to wheeze hornily and fucks Kees from behind]
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Autoverkoper : Sorry, Mr. Neuteboom, but the gentlemen...
Buurman Neuteboom : It is alright, Mr. Van Dijk.
Johnnie , Zoon Kees : [sit down]
Buurman Neuteboom : Good afternoon, gentlemen... what could I do for you?
Johnnie : We are after a car.
Zoon Kees : [points to the car they want to buy] The red one up there!
Buurman Neuteboom : [looks backward to the car] The BX Sport is a nice little car!
Johnnie : Yes, it seems to be for us, yeah!
[laughing a bit]
Buurman Neuteboom : As it is standing there, it is a bit rudimentary. What do you, gentlemen, think of someting additional? Light metal rims. Front and rear spoilers. Head rests. Sports steering wheel.
Johnnie : Yeah, why not? Go ahead!
Zoon Kees : Yeah, it is sportsmanlike!
Buurman Neuteboom : An electric roof... interior made of buffalo leather.
Zoon Kees : [agitated] Buffalo?
Buurman Neuteboom : It is a little bit more expensive. But I think that is not a problem for the gentlemen.
Johnnie : Not a problem at all!
Buurman Neuteboom : Maybe a full HiFi set. That is also in the budget, right?
Johnnie : Yeah, I like a good piece of music!
Zoon Kees : Go ahead. Not a problem at all!
Buurman Neuteboom : And how do the gentlemen think to pay? Cash, Diners' Club, American Express?
Johnnie : [get something out of his jacket and shows Neuteboom a photo] Polaroid!
