Flodder (1986)
Huub Stapel: Johnnie
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Quotes
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Johnnie : [showing a portrait to Ma Flodder] Mom, must he be taken with us as well?
Ma Flodder : Where did you find that? That face I haven't seen for ten years.
Johnnie : It was under your bed.
Ma Flodder : Away with that. I don't want to be involved with your father.
Dochter Kees : [approaches Ma Flodder and looks at the picture] Is that my father?
Ma Flodder : His father, not yours.
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Ma Flodder : [throwing rubbish in the bin, but a toy train does not land in the bin but on the floor near the bin. The toy train breaks and something falls out. It seems to be a lot of bank notes held together with an elastic] Now what the heck?
[literally: now get the tuberculosis!]
Ma Flodder : Ma Flodder:
[takes more toy trains out of the bin, drops them on the floor so that they break. More banknotes falling out]
Ma Flodder : Now what the heck is this?
[later in the living room]
Johnnie : What the heck is this?
Ma Flodder : 825.000 guilders!
Johnnie : [amazed] In his little toy trains?
Ma Flodder : A nice piece of inheritance!
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Autoverkoper : Sorry, Mr. Neuteboom, but the gentlemen...
Buurman Neuteboom : It is alright, Mr. Van Dijk.
Johnnie , Zoon Kees : [sit down]
Buurman Neuteboom : Good afternoon, gentlemen... what could I do for you?
Johnnie : We are after a car.
Zoon Kees : [points to the car they want to buy] The red one up there!
Buurman Neuteboom : [looks backward to the car] The BX Sport is a nice little car!
Johnnie : Yes, it seems to be for us, yeah!
[laughing a bit]
Buurman Neuteboom : As it is standing there, it is a bit rudimentary. What do you, gentlemen, think of someting additional? Light metal rims. Front and rear spoilers. Head rests. Sports steering wheel.
Johnnie : Yeah, why not? Go ahead!
Zoon Kees : Yeah, it is sportsmanlike!
Buurman Neuteboom : An electric roof... interior made of buffalo leather.
Zoon Kees : [agitated] Buffalo?
Buurman Neuteboom : It is a little bit more expensive. But I think that is not a problem for the gentlemen.
Johnnie : Not a problem at all!
Buurman Neuteboom : Maybe a full HiFi set. That is also in the budget, right?
Johnnie : Yeah, I like a good piece of music!
Zoon Kees : Go ahead. Not a problem at all!
Buurman Neuteboom : And how do the gentlemen think to pay? Cash, Diners' Club, American Express?
Johnnie : [get something out of his jacket and shows Neuteboom a photo] Polaroid!