Heartburn (1986)
Yakov Smirnoff: Contractor Laszlo
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Mark Forman : It's just that there's no door to the kitchen.
Contractor Laszlo : The back door.
Mark Forman : The back door. Yes. It's true. You can get into the kitchen... through the back door. This, we know is a kitchen. But you can't get inside the house from the kitchen! Now, how the fuck did this happen?
Rachel Samstat : Mark. For God's sake. Laszlo, we thought that you could put a door here.
Contractor Laszlo : She's a piece of cake. He's a piece of cake.
Rachel Samstat : It's a piece of cake.
Contractor Laszlo : You are Hungarian?
Rachel Samstat : No. You are Hungarian.
Contractor Laszlo : Yes.
Rachel Samstat : Yes. Hungarians have no pronouns.
Mark Forman : Apparently they don't have fucking doors, either.
Contractor Laszlo : She is very angry at me.
Rachel Samstat : He is very angry at you. Yes.