Mama is boos! (1986)
Geert de Jong: Danny Gisberts
Quotes
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Jane Fongler : [walks to John and Danny's house, while she is ringing the doorbell]
Mary : [from an audible distance] I wouldn't do that.
Jane Fongler : I want to talk to her.
Mary : I don't think that will help. Too much has happened.
Jane Fongler : That's why. And I was born under a lucky star.
[she turns back to the door. The door is open and Danny stands there. Jane is totally scared and wheezes]
Danny Gisberts : Oh boy, La Traviata herself. I don't talk to young women who ruin marriages. Who steal the father of my children. Have fun with that bastard!
[she closes the door: BAM!]
Mary : Leave her alone. You're only making things worse.
Jane Fongler : [angrily walks away]
Danny Gisberts : [decides to open the door and hits Jahn with a tennis racket] DIRTY SLUT!
[tries to strangle Jane with the racket and screams]
Mary : Danny, control yourself!
[pulls Danny from Jane]
Danny Gisberts : Stupid woman! If I ever see you again...!
Mary : [pushes Danny towards her house]
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[while it is night...]
Valentijn : [yelling from his sleeping room] Mommy, I can't sleep!
Danny Gisberts : [goes to his room]
Valentijn : Will daddy never come back?
Danny Gisberts : [emotional but controls herself pretty well] I don't know, darling. Daddy has been very mean to mommy. That's why mommy doesn't know if she wants him back. That's why mommy was mad. Now she's only sad, just like you.
Valentijn : Is it because I've been naughty?
Danny Gisberts : No, darling, definitely not.
[tries to make Valentijn stop worrying about his behaviour]
Danny Gisberts : It's because... because daddy...
[yelling]
Danny Gisberts : It's because of that bitch that's ruining my life!
Een buurman : [yelling] Shut up!
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Valentijn : [enters John and Danny's sleeping room]
John Gisberts : [to Valentijn] You should knock, kid!
Valentijn : [comes back with a breakfast, especially made for daddy and momma]
Danny Gisberts , John Gisberts : Aaah
[showing appreciation]
John Gisberts : Breakfast...
[sees a drawing of a tiger]
John Gisberts : A tiger! Your such a darling. Don't you want anything?
John Gisberts : He already had breakfast, eh? Right, Valentijn?
Valentijn : I want a dog!
John Gisberts : No, they stink and shit everywhere.
Danny Gisberts : A telegram from your daughter.
[opens it and reads, partly Italian]
Danny Gisberts : Congratulazione, 20 years of marriage. Incredibile. Madelon, Dennis and little Gino.
John Gisberts : [gets an egg] An egg!
[tries to break the shell with a spoon. Then tries to hit the egg on a saucer. But the egg doesn't break, it is the saucer that does]
John Gisberts : [screaming] That fake egg again! Leave it in the chicken coop! I have told you that 100 times.
Valentijn : [angry] Jan-Julius got it, not me, dick!
Danny Gisberts : [condemning Valentijn's behaviour] Noh!
John Gisberts : Jan-Julius...
[stands up, hits the ceiling lamp with his head]
Danny Gisberts : John, control yourself!
John Gisberts : Shit!
[walks to Jan-Julius's room]
Danny Gisberts : John!
Jan-Julius Gisberts : [hiding a porn magazine]
John Gisberts : Good morning!
[got hit by that room's door]
John Gisberts : Happy anniversary, etc. etc. When you get the eggs, leave the stone egg in the chicken coop. Unless you do it on purpose. Put it back!
[throws the egg to Jan-Julius]
Jan-Julius Gisberts : [catches the egg] The chicken will be sitting on a stone, thinking it will become a chick. A bitch doesn't carry a big rock around for 9 months either.