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(1986 TV Movie)

Don Knotts: Barney Fife

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Quotes 

  • Thelma Lou : [after Barney steps down from the election, meaning he won't ask her to marry him]  Barney, I love you, I don't care if you're sheriff or dog catcher or even chicken inspector.

    Barney Fife : You deserve someone better. There's nothing you can say or do that'll-

    [she kisses him] 

  • Barney Fife : [recalling two girls they dated]  They sure were fun girls.

    Andy Taylor : They sure liked to dance close, didn't they?

    Barney Fife : Close? Mine actually bent my badge.

  • Eunice Taylor : If you like, Barney, we'll leave our crib behind for you two.

    Barney Fife : Well what would we want with a...

    [eyes bug out, everybody laughs] 

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