TerrorVision (1986)

Mary Woronov: Raquel

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Raquel Putterman : [Raquel watches her exercise program while Stanley works on the satellite dish]  Stanley! Stanley! Quit screwing around... Stanley! Stanley, I'm right in the middle of my program. For Christ's sakes, Stanley!

  Stanley Putterman : Lay off me, Beautiful. I almost got this baby wired.

• [the Putterman's discover the sludge floating in the Jacuzzi] 

  Raquel Putterman : Spiro...? Cherry...?

  Stanley Putterman : [about Spiro]  What the Hell did that homo do to the Jacooz'?

  Raquel Putterman : Maybe Spiro's cocktail made someone sickie-poo.

• [Cherry and Spiro express that Sherman should be in the movies] 

  Cherry : You know, you really got a cute kid there. Have you ever thought about putting him in the movies? I mean, I know a really sweet agent.

  Raquel Putterman : Oh, God no. Sherman's much too neurotic to be an actor.

  Stanley Putterman : Yeah, the only thing the kid is interested in is being a soldier.

  Spiro : Ahh, such a manly pursuit - raping and pillaging and creating life, but taking it away. Like the gods of the ancient Greeks.

• [Suzy asks her mother what's going on with the TV going out] 

  Suzy Putterman : Hey! My TV flipped out. I missed the new Noodles' video!

  Raquel Putterman : Earth station Putterman is at it again.

• [Raquel welcomes her father over] 

  Raquel Putterman : Hi, dad. How was downtown today?

  Grampa Putterman : Downtown phooey! I'm sick of downtown. Used to be the place to go... talk to people, disseminate your literature. Feel like you were doin' some good in the world. Now it's just bums and weirdos and kooks coming out of the woodwork. Getting so decent folk won't even stop and talk.

• [Stanley turns on the new satellite TV for the first time] 

  Stanley Putterman : Get ready, you guys. This baby is going to open up a whole new dimension in television pleasure.

  Sherman Putterman : Oh, boy.

  Raquel Putterman : Oh, Stanley, I'm so excited.

  Stanley Putterman : [the TV turns on to show an Asian Samurai movie]  Check it out! Dyno picture!

• [Raquel asks Suzy what happened to her previous boyfriend] 

  Raquel Putterman : New Boyfriend? What happened to the Weinstein boy?

  Suzy Putterman : Squidsville, Mommy, Gaa! O.D.'s the coolest boy in school, he's a musical genius.

• [Raquel sees the frightened Sherman holding his assault rifle] 

  Sherman Putterman : Mom... Grampa... a monster!

  Raquel Putterman : Oh, for Christ's sake, he's having another one of his attacks.

  Raquel Putterman : [Raquel grabs and shakes Sherman around]  Sherman! Wake up, Sherman! You're dreaming!

• [Sherman tries telling his mother something weird is going on] 

  Sherman Putterman : No, Mom, really! Something weird's going on, I swear!

  Raquel Putterman : Sherman Putterman, I'm fed up! If you're too big of a sissy to spend the night alone, then you'll just spend the night with Grampa!

  [as Raquel throws Sherman with the alien Grampa in the bomb shelter] 

• [Cherry tells Raquel how much she loves the Putterman's house] 

  Cherry : I just really love your house here. It's so - I don't know, it's kinda-kinda weird.

  Raquel Putterman : Yeah, thank you. We did it ourselves.

• [Raquel and Spiro decide to make drinks together] 

  Raquel Putterman : Spiro, why don't you come and out me make the drinks?

  Spiro : Excellent idea. I make a wonderful Margarita. Very unusual.

  Stanley Putterman : Go for it!

  Spiro : [to Raquel]  Raquel, do you have Ouzo?

  Raquel Putterman : Uh, no, I don't even know what it is.

  Spiro : Too bad. I make a delicious Ouzo Margarita!

• [Spiro asks Raquel if Stanley is a manly man] 

  Spiro : So tell me, Raquel, is Stanley a manly man?

  Raquel Putterman : [Raquel smiles]  Oh, God, yes. A real stallion.

  Spiro : No, what I mean is does Stanley take it like a man?

  Raquel Putterman : Oh, yeah. I guess so.

  Spiro : [Spiro smiles]  I thought so.

  Raquel Putterman : And what about you, Spiro? Are you a really manly man?

  Spiro : [Spiro smiles big]  Oh, yes, indeed. Spiro Xeros is the manliest of men.

• [Spiro tells Raquel he likes boys] 

  Spiro : Well, I'm Greek you know.

  Raquel Putterman : Oh, of course, you're Greek. It said so in the classifieds. Oh, don't worry. We're not prejudice.

  Spiro : No, no, no. You don't understand. I am into Greek. I am into Greek culture. I like boys.

  Spiro : [Raquel in shock, as Spiro smiles bigger]  Stanley is such a manly man.

• [Suzy and Sherman find their alien Putterman parents and the alien swingers in bed together] 

  Raquel Putterman : [alien Raquel]  Remember, kids, you do your thing, we do ours.

  Suzy Putterman : Mother, that is so disgusting!

  Stanley Putterman : [alien Stanley]  Night, night, now, kids. Try and keep it down, will ya? Thanks.

  Suzy Putterman : Barf me out!