Bad Taste (1987)

Peter Jackson: Derek, Robert, Minister

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Quotes 

• Derek : I'm a Derek and Dereks don't run!

• Derek : Suck my spinning steel, shithead!

• [last lines] 

  Derek : I'm coming to get you bastards.

  [laughs in a mad way] 

• Derek : What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?

• [after chainsawing through an alien's head, falling inside and exiting between its legs] 

  Derek : I'm born again!

• Barry : Why can't aliens be friendly?

  Derek : There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington...

  Barry : Auckland?

  Derek : Yeah, well, that wouldn't be so bad.

• Barry : I knew it was a mistake to issue weapons. We're a government department not a paramilitary unit!

  Derek : Yeah, the Astro Investigation and Defence Service!

  Ozzy : Wish we'd change that name!

• Derek : Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry. We'll need them for analysis.

  Barry : No bloody way mate. You can come down here and do that yourself!

• Derek : Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!

• Derek : The headshot's the only true stopper.

• Derek : Eat lead sucker!

• Frank : This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?

  Derek : Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh! The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it! Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups.

• Derek : Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!