Can't Buy Me Love (1987)
Seth Green: Chuckie Miller
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Quotes
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Ronald Miller : I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindi Mancini.
Chuckie Miller : Cindi Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?
Ronald Miller : That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.
Chuckie Miller : Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.
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Chuckie Miller : You nuked my brother.
Cindy Mancini : What?
Chuckie Miller : You took him from "geek" status to "king" status to no status.
Cindy Mancini : Chuckie Miller, right? He resorted to sending his messenger boy?
Chuckie Miller : Boy? I see no boy here.
[Cindy puts powder on his face]
Chuckie Miller : You think you shut me up?
Cindy Mancini : I didn't? Well, let me try again.
[attempts to put lipstick on Chuckie]
Chuckie Miller : [leaves]
[says to his friends]
Chuckie Miller : Babe said it was good for my complexion.
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Chuckie Miller : What we have here is something I Just learned called the law of supply and demand. I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks.
Ronald Miller : Wrong! That is not how the economic theory works.
Chuckie Miller : Look, I learned it in seventh grade, not Harvard.
Ronald Miller : Okay, let me give you the theory of relativity. Either you put on Bandstand now, or I have one less relative.
Chuckie Miller : I'll put on Bandstand Just for you
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Rons Dad : [speaking to Ronald] I'm proud of you son. You worked, you earned, you saved...
Chuckie Miller : You Ask! Hey big Dave, how about spottin' me a twenty to purchase some necessities!
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[Chucky about Ronald's card nights]
Chuckie Miller : Cards with the tards. Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?
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[Dinner conversation at the Millers on report card day]
Ronald Miller : Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!
Chuckie Miller : Chillin!
Rons Dad : Shut up, Chuck!
Chuckie Miller : I was talking to Ma!
Rons Mom : Shut up, Chuck!
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Chuckie Miller : [about Ronald] It's like the dude's not weird anymore.