The Monster Squad (1987)
Robby Kiger: Patrick
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Quotes
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Patrick : You're not a virgin are you?
Patrick's Sister : [shakes her head]
Patrick : No? What do you mean No?
Patrick's Sister : Well, Steve... but he doesn't count.
Patrick : DOESN'T COUNT?
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Patrick : [going to approach Scary German Guy] So what's German for 'please don't murder us'?
Scary German Guy : [comes up behind them] Bitte uns nicht Mord zu tun.
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Eugene : Is she a versgin?
Scary German Guy : Yes, she can do it!
Patrick : She can't read, she's five years old!
Scary German Guy : I'll help her!
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Patrick's Sister : [about the Scary German Guy] Why don't you have him read it?
Patrick : He's not a virgin!
Patrick's Sister : Did you ask him?
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Patrick : Aww, man, fat kid farted!
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Sean : I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!
Rudy : So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?
Sean : No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe
Rudy : Yeah but if they shot him?
Sean : It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.
Eugene : Mummy came in my house!
Sean : Guys, Dracula might be here too.
Patrick : Oh man, Fat Kid farted!
Horace : Did not!
Sean : God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!
