The Monster Squad (1987)

Stan Shaw: Detective Sapir

Quotes 

• Detective Sapir : That's it, Del. This case is too hard, man, Let's be firemen instead.

  Det. Del Crenshaw : I'm glad you're gettin' major laughs outta this, Rich. The problem is two-thousand year-old dead guys do not get up and walk away by themselves.

• Detective Sapir : So let me get this straight. You're telling me there was this two-thousand year-old mummy here, right? But now he's not here. He's gone. Vanished. History. And you're saying you didn't hear anybody come in here or leave, is that right? Can you hear me now? Hello!

  Night Watchman : I can hear you fine.

  Detective Sapir : So nobody took the mummy.

  Night Watchman : I would've heard them.

  Detective Sapir : 'Course he would've. What a stupid question. Did you take him?

  Night Watchman : No sir!

  Detective Sapir : Just a shot.