Night of the Demons (1988)
Hal Havins: Stooge
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Quotes
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Stooge : Eat a bowl of fuck! I am here to PARTY!
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Stooge : [pounding on the bathroom door] Damn it bitch, c'mon! What'd you do, flush yourself down the fucking toilet or what?
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Angela : Would you listen to me? These are NOT ghosts. This house is NOT haunted, it's possessed!
Stooge : Ha! Possessed! Man! Come on it! Who gives a shit?
Judy Cassidy : What's the difference in possessed and haunted?
Angela : A haunted house is a house with ghosts in it, the spirits of people who've died, but the spirits living in a house possessed never existed in human form. They've only existed in spirit form. They're pure evil. They're demons!
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Stooge : Typical... Shut up and drive BITCH!
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Stooge : [shouts] Festering fuckwads! You cannot take this bitch anywhere, man.
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Frannie : Hey guys, how about a past life seance?
Suzanne : A what?
Frannie : A past life seance. You know, we all sit around, look in a mirror, and see our past lives.
Stooge : What kind of drugs are we gonna need for this?
Suzanne : Cool.
[holds up her compact]
Suzanne : Will this do?
Angela : I'm afraid not, Suzanne, we need one we can all look into at once.
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Angela : There's plenty of time for dancing later, now it's time for party games.
Stooge : Yeah, we can play post orifice and you can be the stamp.
Frannie : Don't make me ill.
Angela : I was thinking of something a bit more in tune with the holiday.
Sal : Like what? Bobbing for apples with razor blades in them?
Angela : No! I was thinking more along the lines of a seance.
Judy Cassidy : A seance?
Helen : Isn't that a little chancy? I mean this IS Halloween, the night when all the creepy things are supposed to stalk the earth. I mean there's no telling what we'll drudge up, especially in this old place.
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Angela : Those noises we heard, there were three of them, and that awful stink, and then the chill!
Frannie : Well it's not cold now, must've been a draft.
Jay Jansen : Well, maybe somebody did come in.
Helen : The odor's gone too.
Angela : But we ALL experienced them! The noise, the stink, and the chill! They're all signs of demonic infestation.
Frannie : Demonic what?
Stooge : Demonic watchamacallit. I mean come on, ol' Ange here is just trying to put the ooooga booga on us, okay?