- John Triton: [losing his patience] You're wasting my time, bub.
- Demon: This is incredible! It is almost no fun to kill one so stupid as to not know who it is that slays him! You are in my domain, and I will kill you as I have killed your pitiful friends!
- John Triton: [annoyed] Aw, you killed no one, bub!
- Demon: WHAAAT?
- John Triton: Or is it less familiar to call you Beelzebub? Or do you prefer Abaddon; or as the Hindus called you, Shaitan; or as you are known to answer to, Ahriman? Belial? Apollyon? Asmodeus? Because, you see... I *do* know you.
- Randy: Let's go check upstairs.
- John Triton: Well, it sounded like the scream came from down here... Right, let's look upstairs.
- John Triton: You've overstepped your line again, Bub. There's a creator's highest law that keeps you in your dark place and yet you and your brethren still insist on coming into this world and trying to steal a place in the world of the living. When will you ever learn?
- John Triton: [nonchalantly facing the demon] You're wasting my time, Bub.
- Demon: This is incredible! It is almost no fun to kill one so stupid as to not know who it is that slays him. You are in my domain, and I will kill you as I have killed your pitiful friends.
- John Triton: Ah, you killed no one, Bub.
- Demon: What?
- John Triton: Or is it less familiar to call you Beelzebub?