Summer School (1987)
Richard Steven Horvitz: Alan Eakian
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Quotes
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Phil Gills : This man should not be teaching. The proof is right here in these test results. Look for yourself, Mr. Shoop. Passing is 70; average score here was 63. They failed.
Shoop : [looks at the results] That is not true, Mr. Gills.
Alan Eakian : You mean we passed?
Shoop : No, not all of you, but that's not what's important here. Larry went from an 18 to a 51!
Mrs. Kazimias : If I'd only seen you strip a week sooner.
Shoop : Rhonda: from a 29 to a 43 and she gave birth.
Mrs. Altobello : Isn't childbirth grounds for a makeup test?
Principal Kelban : It always has been.
Chainsaw : This woman thing never fails.
Shoop : Eakian: a 51 to a 74.
Alan Eakian : I passed! I am an Eakian, Grams!
Dave : All right, Eaker!
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Alan Eakian : [Eakian shakes Larry awake] Larry, what do you want?
Larry Kazamias : [barely audible] Bed.
[falls back asleep]
Alan Eakian : [to Shoop] Larry wants a bed.