Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988)

Ben Frommer: Count Bloodcount

Quotes 

• Count Bloodcount : I am a vampire.

  Bugs Bunny : Oh, yeah? Well, abracadabra, I'm an umpire.

  [an umpire uniform appears on Bugs] 

  Count Bloodcount : Hocus-pocus!

  [turns into a bat] 

  Count Bloodcount : I'm a bat!

  Bugs Bunny : Okay, I'm a bat, too. Abracadabra!

  [turns into a baseball bat] 

  Count Bloodcount : [puts glasses on]  You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?

  [Bugs as the baseball bat hits the bat on the head] 

• Count Bloodcount : [escorting Bugs to a bedroom in the castle]  This is your room.

  Bugs Bunny : Yeah, sure, Doc, but I don't want a room, I just want a telephone.

  Count Bloodcount : [putting Bugs to bed]  Rest first; telephone tomorrow. Rest is good for the blood.

  Bugs Bunny : [yawns]  Well, I am a little "fati-gued".