- Rewire: Maybe he's like that guy in the Halloweens; keeps gettin' killed, but Bobby Ewing's wife keeps wakin' up, so he doesn't know if he's dead or just dreamin'...
- Russell: [on seeing Ivan dressed as a security guard/police officer] What's with the outfit?
- Ivan Moser: It's a disguise!
- Russell: Disguise from what?
- Ivan Moser: From You!
- [Attacks him with a Jackhammer]
- David Harris: So what you're telling me is that Moser is still alive?
- Robert Edwards: I'm telling you Ivan Moser is half alive