The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988 TV Movie)

Eric Allan Kramer: Thor

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• Thor : This will send you back to hell you ugly troll!

• Thor : When the troll's upon you, you're a mighty fighter.

  Doctor David Banner : You're not so bad yourself.

  Thor : I know.

• Jack McGee : I'm looking for a man...

  Thor : [interrupting]  You have found one!

  Jack McGee : This is a particular man.

  Thor : Oh, I am a particular man... and I do not like your face.

• Donald Blake : David, it's okay...

  [David opens his eyes and he looks at Thor] 

  Doctor David Banner : Go away. Leave me alone, please. You just don't understand. You don't know what could happen, *please.*

  [Thor starts lightly pushing David back, slowly pushing him him into the main control area] 

  Thor : Go away, eh?

  Donald Blake : Don't push him!

  Thor : Leave you be, eh?

  Donald Blake : Stop it!

  Thor : Sounds more like insult than hospitality!

  Donald Blake : What're you doing, you jerk?

  Thor : An insult is something I can always understand!

  Donald Blake : Don't push him!

  [Thor grabs David by the collar and he is struggling to keep calm] 

  Doctor David Banner : Don't make me angry.

  Thor : He's braver than I thought, Blake!

  Donald Blake : Stop it, damn it!

  [Thor swats David away as he faces Blake] 

  Thor : Leave me...

  [after David collides onto a control unit and screams while he is electrocuted, Thor rushes over to pull David away and then he throws David to the floor] 

  Thor : [Blake goes to David and rolls him onto his back, but Blake backs away when he sees David's pupils are white and he is about to start changing into the Hulk] 

  Thor : Odin's beard.

  Donald Blake : Good God.

• [David looks out his window, and sees Jack McGee] 

  Donald Blake : What is it?

  David : Trouble.

  Thor : Trouble?

• Thor : Is there any drink in this alchemist's den?

• Donald Blake : [outside the pub, drunk]  Thor, can you drive my car?

  Thor : By Oden, I can try!

  Donald Blake : Never mind, forget it, I'm crazy. We'll just take a cab.

• Thor : [Yelling at Jack McGee]  You look like a rat-tailed Saxon to me, or a thieving Celt!

• [Fouche drives a car and tries to run Thor down] 

  Donald Blake : Watch out for the - the car!

  [Thor sees a car driving right at him and he smiles. Thor then throws his hammer Mjolnir at the car] 

  Thor : ODIN!

• [Thor looks around the Joshua Lambert Institute laboratory and then he looks at Donald Blake and David Banner] 

  Thor : Your century's version of hell, eh, Blake?

  Donald Blake : Is *this* a hallucination?

  [David, still shocked, shakes his head] 

  Thor : And this must be Banner the Warlock. All in good time.

  [Thor holds out his hand, Blake gives Thor his hammer and Thor walks off to a control panel] 

  Thor : First things first.

  Donald Blake : What're you doing?

  Thor : I'm thirsty.

  Donald Blake : What're you doing?

  Thor : I'm *thirsty!*

  [Thor grabs a console panel with his hands] 

  Doctor David Banner : Don't let him touch those panels, Don!

  [Thor pulls a panel off a control console and a burst of sparks shoot out] 

  Doctor David Banner : Stop him! He'll wreck everything, Don! Make him stop!

  Donald Blake : You maniac! Hold it for a second!

  Thor : Drink! Is there nothing to drink in this alchemist's den?

  Donald Blake : I seriously doubt it.

• [after yelling at Thor, David closes his eyes and tries to calm down] 

  Doctor David Banner : I must not lose control.

  Donald Blake : David, he - he, he's harmless!

  Thor : Is he praying?

  Donald Blake : I'm sending you back, give me that hammer!

  Thor : *Wait!* I won't hurt him!

  [Thor looks at David, who has his eyes closed and is trying to keep calm] 

  Thor : All right, look, you. Blake says that you are wise in many things, but if you show him how to cut the cord that Odin has spun between us...

  Donald Blake : Thor, hold it!

  Thor : - or if your witchcraft should harm Blake, then I lose my chance to enter Valhalla! And you have never seen anger...

  [Thor stops as he sees David isn't listening, and he looks at Blake] 

  Thor : He is praying.

• [after the Hulk roars at Blake and Thor, Thor smiles with excitement] 

  Thor : ODIN!

  Donald Blake : No, Thor, that's David! Give me the hammer!

  [Blake reaches for Thor's hammer, but he pushes Blake aside and starts to charge at the Hulk] 

  Donald Blake : Give me the hammer!

  Thor : If he wants a fight, he'll *get* one!

• [after being summoned in David's apartment, Thor smiles] 

  Thor : Thank you, Odin.

  [Thor looks at Blake and reaches for his hammer, but Blake pulls it away] 

  Donald Blake : Hold it, big fella! I need some answers from you! I want to ask you some questions!

  Thor : You want, you need. I want a drink!

  [Thor tries to walk off, but Blake stands in front of him] 

  Thor : Mead. Oh, what you call "beer" will do. It's thin stuff, but it's better than nothing at all. And food. My stomach is twisted around my spine! I want it full!

  Donald Blake : Food later, questions now! Okay?

  [Thor is silent] 

  Donald Blake : Okay. David, that man you met.

  Thor : The troll I fought, you mean! Could he fight!

  Donald Blake : Yeah, that part of him can fight. The other part of him can *think*. Now how do you think those qualities are divided between you and I, you Buick on stilts?

  [Thor looks upset and Blake quickly looks nervous] 

  Thor : That's an insult, isn't it?

  [Thor starts to walk to Blake and Blake slowly backs away, trying to look brave] 

  Donald Blake : Uh... yeah. That might be considered an insult.

• [after Blake insults him, Thor smiles and laughs] 

  Thor : Blake, you have courage and wit!

  [Thor puts his hand on the side of Blake's neck firmly] 

  Thor : Now *there* is a side of you I like... Odin knows why.

  Donald Blake : Yeah. Odin. That's what I want to talk to you about. Why are we...

  Thor : Do you know what it is like to be without flesh, Blake?

  Donald Blake : No, I don't.

  [with his back to Blake, Thor takes off his helmet with his hands and then he turns to Blake, upset] 

  Thor : Without flesh that you can feel? Without blood pumping through your limbs, with no heart and no chest *to hold it?*

  [as he walks to Blake, Thor sets his helmet on the table] 

  Thor : And still at the same time to be awake. Not sleeping. Not dead. Not anything. A place of mist and smoke, darkness. Alone, as if in some... terrible dream. And then... then, Blake... to hear the call. Like a war horn in battle. And then, to awaken as you were, when men and women ate life with shining teeth!

  [Thor smiles and Blake looks confused as Thor's smile fades and Thor sadly pauses] 

  Thor : None of them are left now.

  [Blake looks away and looks down, a little sad] 

  Thor : But I am what I always will be. And I need to drink. Eat. Laugh with a woman, fight with a man! Just a taste, Blake, and then - then you can ask questions until Odin's missing eye returns!

  Donald Blake : I, I didn't - I never thought about it that way. I didn't - I didn't begin to know what it was like. I didn't know. But still, how are we...

  Thor : How? *Why?* How am I here, now?

  [Blake thinks about it for a moment, he smiles and then chuckles] 

  Donald Blake : Thor, you actually have a point there.

  [Thor sighs] 

  Thor : Odin made you my guide in this place, and for *humility's* sake, I must follow your lead. Hell, then *lead!*

• [Thor opens the door to David's apartment, holding a mug of beer and wearing only a bath towel around his waist, and McGee looks at Thor with shock] 

  Thor : What is it that you pound on my door with such insolence?

  Jack McGee : Insolence? No! Um... I, uh - I'm, uh, looking for a man...

  Thor : You have found one!

  [Thor takes a sip from his beer mug] 

  Jack McGee : Yeah, but this is a particular man.

  Thor : Oh, *I* am a particular man.

  Jack McGee : Name's, uh, Banion.

  [Thor starts walking outside and McGee backs away] 

  Thor : Especially about those that I speak with. And I do *not* like your face!

  Jack McGee : A D. Banion.

  Thor : You look like a rat-tailed Saxon to me or a thieving Celt!

  [McGee stops walking, now halfway down the hall] 

  Jack McGee : I - I just came up here looking for this Banion...

  Thor : Well, then you have found him, mush-spine! I am Banion!

  Jack McGee : You - *you're* Banion?

  [Thor looks at McGee and drinks his beer] 

  Jack McGee : Well, I, uh - this must be a, uh, *another* Banion. Uh, I'm sorry to have bothered you. Ha-have a nice day.

  [McGee turns and walks off. Thor laughs and he walks into David's apartment, shutting the door behind him] 

  Thor : I'm learning to be subtle. The enemy retreats with never a blow struck!

  Donald Blake : Yeah, real subtle.