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Quotes
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Mayor : Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
Frank : Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy.
Mayor : That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of "Julius Caesar", you moron! You killed 5 actors! Good ones.
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Mayor Barkley : [reading Frank's charges] Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson; sexual assault with a concrete dildo?
[to Frank]
Mayor Barkley : What the hell were you doing there in the first place?
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Frank : [after causing extensive havoc at Ludwig's office] We have reason to believe that Vincent Ludwig is involved in a plot to assassinate the Queen.
Mayor : That's ridiculous! Where is this evidence?
Frank : Well, it... burned in the fire.
Mayor : Gentlemen... Vincent Ludwig is one of the most respected members of this community, and if we're all very nice to him, he will agree not to press charges.
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[last lines]
Mayor Barkley : Drebin! I was wrong about you. This city and the whole world owes you a debt of gratitude.
Frank : Thank you.
Mayor Barkley : And Monday morning, we want you back at Police Squad... with a promotion to Captain.
Frank : Mayor!
Mayor Barkley : Don't thank me. There's someone else here who wants to thank you.
[a smiling Nordberg rolls up in a wheelchair]
Frank : Nordberg!
Det. Nordberg : Hiya, buddy! The doc says I should be on my feet in a week!
Ed : And back on the force!
Frank : Nordberg, that's wonderful!
[Frank slaps Nordberg on the back, causing his wheelchair to slide forward down a flight of stairs and then flings his body off onto the baseball field]
Jane : Frank! Everybody should have a friend like you.