- Katie Chandler: See that's all I want to do Billy-Boy. I want to leap of this pier and fly high in the air with hang with the wind and drift through the clouds, and at night, with the Moon full and the sea wild, I meet my lover high on a cliff and we'd swoop down into the ocean and swim all the way touch the bottom up through the dark water and break the surface. Then we'd fly to Jamaica for Pina Colatas... God, I wish I could do that.
- Katie Chandler: I love you, Billy boy!
- Billy Wyatt: [voiceover] That was the last time I ever saw her.
- Billy Wyatt: Katie was so wild, and she hated rules. That's why she was the best babysitter of all time.
- Billy Wyatt: The Dink is Appleby's stepfather.
- Alan Appleby: He wears black socks with sandals and Bermuda shorts, smokes Parliaments and drives a Lark.
- Billy Wyatt: If everybody needs somebody to remind them who they are, Katie Candler was that for me.
- Teenage Alan Appleby: Let's review the Robin Parks situation. A. You know her. B. I don't. C. I'm in love with her. D. I'm a virgin and E. I'm desperate. Now Bill A+B+C+D+E= potentially the big F at the prom if you come through for me tonight, Bill. Be my friend.
- Katie Chandler: [after giving Billy a baseball pendent] Now when things get confusing... and believe me they will... This will always remind you that you're a ball player.
- Alan Appleby: I want to date one of those Jersey Girls, Bill. I love Jersey Girls, they wear black pointy bras and white lipstick. When they French kiss you, I bet they put their bubblegum in your mouth. These are naughty girls, Bill, they'll let us do stuff like sniff them all over-you know what I mean?