Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

Lou Hirsch: Baby Herman

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Quotes 

• Eddie Valiant : A ladies' man, eh?

  Baby Herman : The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky.

  Eddie Valiant : Yeah. Must be tough.

  Baby Herman : Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will.

  [Tosses Eddie a Newspaper which shows Marvin Acme with a will in the pocket of his shirt] 

  Baby Herman : That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the real reason he got bumped off.

  Eddie Valiant : Has anybody ever seen this will?

  Baby Herman : Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.

  Eddie Valiant : If you think that guy could do anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal.

  Baby Herman : I just thought that since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might wanna help get him out. I can pay ya.

  Eddie Valiant : [angry]  Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!

  [pushes stroller] 

  Baby Herman : Hey hey hay, Valiant, wait!

  [cigar falls to floor as stroller hits woman] 

  Baby Herman : My stogie!

  [sees ruined cigar] 

  Baby Herman : WAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAA...

• [as they're filming a Baby Herman Cartoon, things go wrong at the point when the Refrigerator gets dropped on Roger's head] 

  Raoul J. Raoul : Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, CUT!

  Baby Herman : What the hell was wrong with THAT take?

  Raoul J. Raoul : Nothing with you, Baby Herman. You were great. You were perfect. You were BETTER than perfect! It's Roger, he keeps BLOWING HIS LINES! Roger, what is this?

  Roger Rabbit : A tweeting bird.

  Raoul J. Raoul : "A tweeting bird." Roger, read this script. Look what it says. It says, "Rabbit gets klunked, rabbit sees STARS." Not birds, STARS!

• Baby Herman : For crying out loud, Roger, I don't know how many times we have to do this damn scene! Raoul, I'll be in my trailer, taking a nap!

  [Walks between a woman's legs] 

  Baby Herman : 'Scuse me, toots.

• Baby Herman : Whatta you know, you dumb broad? You got the IQ of a rattle.

  [Slaps woman's rear end]