Tales from the Crypt (1989–1996)
John Kassir: Crypt Keeper, The Crypt Keeper, Larry, Narrator
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Quotes
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Crypt Keeper : [after cutting someone's ear off with a pair of scissors] Shave and a haircut, two bits!
[laughs hysterically]
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Crypt Keeper : Heads, I win. Tails, you *ooze*!