- Warden Sybil Thorn: This Spanish-speaking gentleman will question you privately, to see if you're eligible for early release.
- Warden Sybil Thorn: Why don't you come join me in the hot tub?
- Rhonda Wallace: Lesbian freak! I'd rather die!
- Warden Sybil Thorn: Die? I can arrange that.
- Rhonda Wallace: [Getting into bubble bath] Let's not neglect those hard-to-reach places!
- Kathie Collins: But my motivation, as a thespian?
- Tony 'Two A Day' Tarentino: You're a thespian? You guys are thespians?