Erik the Viking (1989)

John Gordon Sinclair: Ivar the Boneless

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• Thorfinn Skullsplitter : You mean... you can't kill ANYBODY?

  King Arnulf : Right! Isn't it wonderful?

  Thorfinn Skullsplitter : What? Not being able to kill anybody?

  King Arnulf : Well, of course.

  Erik : How?

  King Arnulf : Well... for a start... er... there's no killing...

  Erik : Well, OBVIOUSLY there's no killing.

  King Arnulf : Well...

  Thorfinn Skullsplitter : But how d'you take revenge?

  Keitel Blacksmith : How do you punish people?

  Ivar the Boneless : How do you DEFEND yourselves?

  King Arnulf : We don't have to. We're all terribly nice to each other.

• Thorfinn Skullsplitter : Are you all right?

  Ivar the Boneless : No, I'm not.

  Thorfinn Skullsplitter : You don't need to feel bad about being sea-sick, you know.

  Ivar the Boneless : How can you help feeling bad when you're sea-sick?

  Thorfinn Skullsplitter : I mean many of the greatest sailors were.

  Ivar the Boneless : I know. I know.

  Thorfinn Skullsplitter : Olaf Tryggvason used to throw up on every single voyage... the whole time... non-stop... puke... puke... puke.

  Ivar the Boneless : Look! I don't feel BAD about it. I just feel ILL.

  Thorfinn Skullsplitter : He used to puke in his sleep.

  Ivar the Boneless : Bastard.