Erik the Viking (1989)
Richard Ridings: Thorfinn Skullsplitter
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Quotes
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Thorfinn Skullsplitter : You mean... you can't kill ANYBODY?
King Arnulf : Right! Isn't it wonderful?
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : What? Not being able to kill anybody?
King Arnulf : Well, of course.
Erik : How?
King Arnulf : Well... for a start... er... there's no killing...
Erik : Well, OBVIOUSLY there's no killing.
King Arnulf : Well...
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : But how d'you take revenge?
Keitel Blacksmith : How do you punish people?
Ivar the Boneless : How do you DEFEND yourselves?
King Arnulf : We don't have to. We're all terribly nice to each other.
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Erik : And you, Sven, aren't you afraid of crossing the Rainbow Bridge to Asgaard?
Sven the Berserk : I will join my grandfather there!
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : He's not in Valhalla! He died of old age.
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Thorfinn's Mum : And you've got BOTH axes?
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : Yes, Mother.
Thorfinn's Mum : And something to sharpen them with?
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : Yes, Mum.
Thorfinn's Mum : And don't forget: never let your enemy get behind you.
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : No, Mother.
Thorfinn's Mum : And keep your sword greased.
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : Yes, Mother. Goodbye, Dad.
Thorfinn's Dad : And don't forget to wash - you know - ALL over.
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : No, Dad.
Thorfinn's Mum : And if you have to kill somebody, KILL them! Don't stop to think about it.
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : I never do...
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Thorfinn Skullsplitter : Are you all right?
Ivar the Boneless : No, I'm not.
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : You don't need to feel bad about being sea-sick, you know.
Ivar the Boneless : How can you help feeling bad when you're sea-sick?
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : I mean many of the greatest sailors were.
Ivar the Boneless : I know. I know.
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : Olaf Tryggvason used to throw up on every single voyage... the whole time... non-stop... puke... puke... puke.
Ivar the Boneless : Look! I don't feel BAD about it. I just feel ILL.
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : He used to puke in his sleep.
Ivar the Boneless : Bastard.
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Thorfinn Skullsplitter : There's only one way to settle it. He must kill me!
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Sven the Berserk : You'll see my grandfather in Valhalla.
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : [dying of wounds] No... he's not... not there.
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Thorfinn Skullsplitter : Let's hack her to pieces!
Erik : No.
Keitel Blacksmith : Well, what else do we do?
Erik : How? How about making friends?
Sven the Berserk : "Friends"?
Erik : Well what's wrong with making friends?
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : You don't go through all the hardships of an ocean voyage to make "friends".
Sven the Berserk : We can make "friends" at home!
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Snorri the Miserable : She's got no clothes on!
Thorfinn Skullsplitter : It's disgusting!