Ghostbusters II (1989)

Peter MacNicol: Dr. Janosz Poha

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Quotes 

• Janosz : Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly Vigo's.

• Janosz : [passing by an assistant working at a desk]  Everything you are doing is bad. I want you to know this.

• Janosz : Dana is no here.

  Peter Venkman : Yeah, we know that.

  Janosz : Then why are you came?

• Peter Venkman : [to Dana]  Well you're probably feeling what Vigo's feeling: "Carpathian Kitten Loss." He misses his kitty! Well, we'll just place one in here right by the castle.

  [Peter grabs a brush and moves towards the Vigo painting] 

  Janosz : [Trying to stop Peter]  Don't go 'round altering valuable art, Dr. Venkman... go... yes, I think, go... the joyfulness is over!

  Dana : [to Janosz]  He's kidding.

  Peter Venkman : Well, you're not gonna get a green card with that attitude, pal!

• Vigo : I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you!

  Janosz : [gets down on his hands and knees and starts bowing]  O command me, lord!

• Janosz : [on waking after being freed from his possession, singing]  They will come from behind... Ah, ah... why am I drippings with goo?

  Egon : You had a violent prolonged transformative psychic episode.

• Vigo : Find me a child that I might live again!

  Janosz : Yes. A child. A child!

  Janosz : [confused]  A child?

  [Vigo electrocutes Janosz's eyes] 

  Janosz : [possessed with the evil power]  A child.

• Ray : [dripping with good slime]  Hey, man, let me tell you something. I love you.

  Janosz : Yes? Well, I love you too.

  [they hug] 

• Janosz : [singing]  We will come from behind...

  Ray : Hey.

  Janosz : What... wha...

  [Egon and Ray help a positively charged slimed Janosz up to his feet] 

  Egon : Are you all right?

  Janosz : Eh... wh... why am I drippings with goo?

  Egon : You had a violent, prolonged transformative, psychic episode.

  Janosz : Huh?

  Ray : Sorry we had to hose you there, but you were kind of out of control. Hey man, let me tell you something. I love you.

  Janosz : [flattered with joy]  Yes?

  Ray : Yeah.

  Janosz : Well, I love you too.

  [They both hug] 

• Janosz : This is Prince Vigo, the ruler of Carpathia and Moldavia.

  Peter Venkman : Bit of a sissy, isn't he?

  Janosz : He was a very powerful magician, Dr. Venkman. And, a genius in many ways.

  Dana : He was also a lunatic and a genocidal madman. I hate this painting.

• Janosz : He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

• Janosz : You know, Dana, there are many perks to being the mother of a living god.

• Janosz : [after getting shocked by Vigo the first time, falling down the step ladder he was working on]  Stinging! I'm stinging!

• Janosz : [Wakes up after being doused with "good" slime]  Why am I all dripping with goo?

• Peter Venkman : [the Ghostbusters enters the museum's restoration room]  All right, suck in the guts, guys. We're the Ghostbusters.

  [they breathe in] 

  Janosz : [approaches the four; claps]  No! No, please go! You...

  Ray : Who's this wiggler?

  Peter Venkman : He's yours, Ray. Sic him.

  Janosz : [to Peter]  I have discuss things with you. Now I...

  Ray : Hi, how are you? Ray Stantz from the Ghostbusters. Nice to see you. Beautiful lab you have here.

  Janosz : Can I tell what I told your friend?

  Ray : We're just doing a routine spook check.

  Janosz : Eh, Dr. Venkman, Dana is not here.

  Peter Venkman : Yeah, we know that, Johnny.

  Janosz : So why are you came?

  Peter Venkman : Well, we got a report there was a major creep in the area. We checked our list and you were right on the top. Johnny, where the hell are you from anyway?

  Janosz : The Upper West Side.

  Egon : The whole room's extremely hot, Peter.

  Janosz : Hot?

  Winston : [notices the painting of Vigo]  Ooh, that's one ugly dude.

  Peter Venkman : Oh, that's Vigo. Mr. Vigo?

  Janosz : Uh...

  Peter Venkman : [starts to take pictures of Vigo]  Vigs, would you look this way, please?

  Janosz : Please. No, don't. No, no!

  Peter Venkman : Come on, show me something.

  Janosz : No! No photographs, please! Slides are available in the Gift Shop, eh?

  [Winston pulls Janosz out of the way; Janosz yells] 

  Peter Venkman : Yeah, thanks. Thank you, Winston.

• Janosz : You don't need anything? You know? You want me to come in?

  Dana : No, thank you.

  Janosz : Ah, well, just thought that I would check. You know. Well, hey you, don't let de bed bugs bite.

• Dana : [holding Oscar]  You stay away from us, Janosz. I mean it.

  Janosz : Oh, don't worry. He will not be harmed. He has been chosen - to be the vessel of the spirit of Vigo. And you - will be the mother of the ruler of the world. Doesn't that sound nice?

• Vigo : The season of evil begins with the birth of the new year.

  Janosz : Good!

  Vigo : Bring me the child that I might live again.

  Janosz : Yes. Lord Vigo, I was wondering, this woman Dana, is fine and strong. Now, if I want to have bring the baby, could I have the woman?

  Vigo : So be it. On this the day of darkness, she will be ours, wife to you and mother to me.

• Janosz : Soon it will be midnight, and the city will be mine and Vigo's! Well, mainly Vigo's. Oh, Dana, you and I have this terrific opportunity to make the best of this relationship.

  Dana : We don't have a relationship.

  Janosz : I know! Marry me, Dana. Together, we will raise Vigo as our son. And let me tell you something here. There are many perks in being the mother of a living god. I'm sure we could get a magnificent apartment, a car, free parking... Many marriages begin with a certain of distance, yet I think that perhaps you and I could learn to... love each other.

  Dana : [pretends to be intrigued]  Yes. I could learn.

• [the Ghostbusters rappel down from the Statue of Liberty through the smashed glass ceiling into the museum] 

  Janosz : Do you know who that is?

  Peter Venkman : Happy New Year!

  Janosz : He's Vigo! You are like the buzzing of files to him!

  [Janosz sees that Vigo has disappeared from the painting] 

  Peter Venkman : Oh, Johnny, did you back the wrong horse.

  [to Ray and Winston] 

  Peter Venkman : Will you hose him, please?

  Ray : Hose him.

  [Ray and Winston sprays Janosz with the newly-created, positively-charged slime. Janosz helplessly screams as the slime incapacitates him, knocking him to the floor unconscious] 

  Winston : One down.

  Ray : On the ground.

• Janosz : Four minutes to go, and then, party times!

  [the evil soul of Vigo the Carpathian is about to possess Oscar, Dana Barrett's child] 

  Dana : [horrified]  Oscar...

  [Dana attempts to grab the baby, but Janosz pushes her back] 

  Janosz : [excited]  It's happening. It's really happening!

  [Just as the possession is nearly completed, the Ghostbusters, in the animated Statue of Liberty, appears. The slime barrier starts to partially recede from the glass ceiling; Janosz is frustrated] 

  Janosz : Wha- No. Go! No, go away from here!

  [Dana successfully grabs Oscar, thus stopping Vigo from possessing the baby] 

  Janosz : Go away!

  [Outside, the partygoers are cheering in excitement as Ray pilots the statue's torch] 

  Peter Venkman : I love it when you roughhouse!

  Egon : Hit it, mama!

  Ray : DROP THE HAMMER ON HER!

  Winston : Go! Do it!

  [the torch smashes through the glass ceiling as Janosz watches in shock and frustration; the rappel cords are thrown from the crown] 

  Dana : Oh, Oscar, look!

  Janosz : Go away!