Photos
Quotes
-
To-Bel : [to her husband] A few months ago, your buddy Howard, here, did some exploration of certain dark parts of my continent.
Howard : I don't know what you're talking about. I never met this woman before in my life.
To-Bel : The fuck you didn't! Dr. Doolittle, here, went so deep into areas unexplored by your feeble playwrightin' ass, that I got to thinkin' he was Lewis *and* Clark.
-
Howard : Oh my balls! I have no balls Liz! All I have is a fat set of petty dictators sewn up in cheap leather.
Lisabeth Hepburn-Saravian : Howard I am really worried about you.
Howard : A couple of greedy monsters dangling in a smarmy woman's purse. the kind you buy at Q-Mart. Monogamy was my kingdom and they have exiled me!