Vampire's Kiss (1988)

Elizabeth Ashley: Dr. Glaser

Quotes 

• Peter Loew : Shouldn't the copy be in that file? It should, right?

  Dr. Glaser : Yes.

  Peter Loew : Right? Hmmm. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

  Dr. Glaser : Unless, of course, it's somehow been somehow misfiled.

  Peter Loew : MIS-filed?

  Dr. Glaser : Yes, misfiled. Sometimes somebody puts a document in the wrong file and then it's misfiled. It makes it much harder to find.

  Peter Loew : Who? Who? What do you mean, who? How could somebody MIS-file something? What could be easier? It's all alphabetical. You just PUT it IN the RIGHT FILE! According to ALPHABETICAL ORDER! You know - A, B, C, D, E, F, G!

  Dr. Glaser : Peter...

  Peter Loew : H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P!

  Dr. Glaser : Peter...

  Peter Loew : Q, R, S, T, U, V!

  Dr. Glaser : Oh, Peter...

  Peter Loew : W, X, Y, Z! HUH? THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO!

  Dr. Glaser : Very good, you know your alphabet.

  Peter Loew : I NEVER MISFILED ANYTHING! NOT ONCE, NOT ONE TIME! I wanna know, really, WHO DID?

  Dr. Glaser : I cannot possibly tell you that.

  Peter Loew : You can't?

  Dr. Glaser : No, I can't.

  Peter Loew : Hah! And you call yourself a psychiatrist?