Vampire's Kiss (1988)

Rex Robbins: Sidney Langdon

Quotes 

• Peter Loew : [looks into a mirror in a restroom]  Oh, Christ! Oh, Christ, where... where am I? Where am I? Where, where am I? Oh, c... Christ, where am I? I have become one. A vampire. Oh, God...

  [turns and looks into another mirror] 

  Peter Loew : [crying]  Oh, God, where am I?

  Sidney Langdon : [from inside one of the toilet stalls]  You're in the Goddamn crapper, Loew, and I'm trying to take a dump, so will you shut up and leave the Goddamn acting lessons for home or go back to the ladies' room?