Crocodile Hunter (1989)
Andy Lau: Senior Inspector Happy Chiu
Quotes
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Happy Chiu : A pen can't kill bad guys.
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Happy Chiu : According to experts, drinking coffee represents your sex life. So, that means you don't like doing it with your wife.
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Happy Chiu : You must be 'Bad Odor' Chuan.
Chuan Mak Yuen : How dare you call me names!
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Chuan Mak Yuen : Honey, shall we go to see a show some day?
Female Passerby : When there's moonlight on New Year's Eve.
[smiles at Happy as she leaves]
Happy Chiu : She's smiling at me.
Chuan Mak Yuen : She's smiling at you only because you're a lout.
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Bitchy Yuen Ying : Hey, got a cigarette?
Happy Chiu : No.
Bitchy Yuen Ying : A cop without cigarettes out of 30,000 in Hong Kong?
Chuan Mak Yuen : Hey, Bitch. Don't be so cocky.
Bitchy Yuen Ying : Why don't you rape me!
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Chuan Mak Yuen : You may curse my mom, but not my wife.
Happy Chiu : Okay. Curse mom.
Chuan Mak Yuen : Curse my auntie then, if not my mom.
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Happy Chiu : I'll get guns. You call the police.
Lam Chia-Hsin : How do I do that? I've never done that before.
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[after kicking a pen through Fu's chest and killing him]
Happy Chiu : Wow. So, a pen can kill people.