- Austin: Yes, I kill. I'm aware of the situation and I'm sorry. But in cases like this it's easy for me to act with cold-blooded detachment because I just can't stand people that peep where they shouldn't be peeping. So shut up and let me use your blood!
- Doc: Forgive him, God!
- Austin: The day God forgives me, I'll shoot myself.
- Doc: Please Austin, don't blaspheme.
- Austin: IF GOD EXISTED, WE'D BE MARRIED, WE'D HAVE CHILDREN, AND BE HAPPY!
- Doc: Hey, what about me?
- Austin: You'd be dead.
- Doc: Okay that's it, kill me, go ahead, kill me.
- Austin: After the serenade.
- Doc: After always 'after'.
- Austin: Why do you have to make such a big deal out of everything? PLEASE JESUS CHRIST! Everythings' has to be such a big deal... . Turn left kid, two more blocks and then a right.
- Doc: It's always the same route!
- Austin: What do you mean the same route, is there another one?
- Doc: There's always another one.
- Austin: You can't be re-inventing the world every day.
- Doc: Yes you can!
- Austin: Yes, but it's very tiring!
- Doc: We have all our lives to rest.
- Austin: You know, you throw back everything I say.
- Doc: That's because everything I say, you said before.
- Austin: In general, well that's the way it is!
- Israel Williams: Left?
- Doc: Yes
- Austin: And slower.
- Israel Williams: What do I do here?
- Austin: What do you mean do now? You're a chauffeur aren't ya, do your job!
- Doc: Easy does it, he's doing us a favour.
- Austin: He's doing us a favour, we're doing him a favour! He's learning what life is, and there's no price on that, yes or no! So cool it!
- Doc: Austin!
- Little kid: He left with some guys.
- Doc: Left? Or was taken away?
- Little kid: There was three of them.
- Doc: There are always three of them. I gotta go.
- Little kid: I'm coming with you.
- Doc: This is not for children!
- Little kid: I'm not a child, I'm a dwarf, I'm 30 years old!
- Doc: Children always say the same.
- Thug in car: I love taking clothes off stiffs. I have a real nice collection. But none like you are wearing. So don't push me...