Hard to Kill (1990)

Kelly LeBrock: Andy Stewart

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Quotes 

• Andy Stewart : [to the comatose Mason Storm]  Would you like a little pussy?

  [she places a kitten on his bed] 

• Mason Storm : What year is it?

  Andy Stewart : Try not to talk.

  Mason Storm : What year is it?

  Andy Stewart : It's 1990.

• Mason Storm : You give me this beard.

  Andy Stewart : Yeah.

  [both start laughing] 

  Andy Stewart : Well, you tried.

  [Mason starts laughing and Andy looks at him] 

  Mason Storm : You ever been to China town.

  Andy Stewart : Yeah, why?

  Mason Storm : These are just some needles and herbs for my recovery.

  Andy Stewart : Wow, how did you learn to write in Chinese.

  Mason Storm : Well, when I was kid. My father was a missionary. I spent the first 10 years of my life in China. There, I learned how to fight as you could imagine. I remember going to my martial arts teacher.

  [he imitiates the teacher] 

  Mason Storm : He said, "Why you come to me" and I say, "Ah, to learn how to fight." And he's like, "Oh, so you wanna hurt people, but you wanna be great." I say, "Yeah, I wanna be great. "Then first learn how to heal people to be great, to hurt people is easy."

  [both looking at each other] 

• Andy Stewart : [Mason and Andy flee the house they were staying at after a shootout]  Oh, I forgot to lock the door.

• Sonny Storm : Who... who are you?

  Andy Stewart : That's a very long story. You got a few minutes?

• [Mason and Andy are packing up] 

  Andy Stewart : Where are we going?

  Mason Storm : Out of here.

• Andy Stewart : What's most important right now is that we get this video to the authorities before I have a nervous breakdown.

• Andy Stewart : You've got so much to live for...

  [lifts his sheets and wriggling her eyebrows suggestively] 

  Andy Stewart : *Please* wake up.