Quick Change (1990)
Bill Murray: Grimm
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Quotes
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Grimm : When you say "near" the airport...
Bus Driver : .48 miles.
Grimm : Alright. When do we get there?
Bus Driver : 22:30 hours.
Grimm : When is that? In human time.
Bus Driver : 10:30.
Grimm : 10:30. Say you had to walk it...
Bus Driver : With that injured individual?
Grimm : Yes.
Bus Driver : I can't give you a precise figure on that.
Grimm : Come on! Make a guess.
Bus Driver : 21 minutes.
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Bank Guard : What the Hell kind of clown are you?
Grimm : The crying on the inside kind, I guess.
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Grimm : Oh sir! You forgot your map! And our millions of dollars!
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Grimm : [sobbing] The man is an animal! Ripping out phones, urinating on desks... you see what he did to Ms. Cochran's shirt? There's a scratch here, I mean, it's not deep, but... it's there.
Phyllis : It's okay.
Chief Rotzinger : Did he hurt anybody else? Is the strain beginning to show on him?
Grimm : "If I could sleep ten days and nights in a rice paddy, I could certainly last in this lousy bank." This is what the animal said to us! He says to Ms. Cochran here:
[makes humping motions at Phyllis]
Grimm : "Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.
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[boarding a plane at JFK]
Flight Attendant : Do you think you're late enough?
Grimm : Oh, you must be from around here.
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[Hispanic woman is shouting on a street corner]
Grimm : There must be alot of competition for that corner.
Phyllis : It's a good thing she's not too symbolic or anything.
Loomis : what does that mean anyway? Flores por el muerte?
Grimm : I sure couldn't tell ya'.
Phyllis : Aw, you know Grimm, it means flowers for the dead.
[shoots her an angry glare]
Loomis : Oh! We're all gonna die! We're a-a-a-ll gonna d-i-i-e!
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Chief Rotzinger : At least give me the women.
Grimm : Get your own women!
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Phyllis : Honey, babe? You've got a gun - shoot them.
Grimm : I want to, but they're fur-bearing. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?
[to construction workers, sarcastically]
Grimm : You know, I want to thank you guys, you could've given us help, but you've given us so much more.
Street Sign Worker : [cheerfully] Hey, that's what we're here for, right?
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Chief Rotzinger : Listen, I've had just about enough of your comedy, clown. We're coming in through the plate glass.
Grimm : Alright, I gotta hang-up now, because I gotta go kill everybody.
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Chief Rotzinger : What's your name pal, what should I call ya?
Grimm : Well, I've always liked the name chip. Would you call me chip?
Chief Rotzinger : Alright. What was that shooting just now, Chip?
Grimm : Oh wait! Call me skip.
Chief Rotzinger : Okay, Skip, what was that shooting?
Grimm : The cameras, I was shooting the cameras. They were looking at me. Quit looking at me!
Grimm : [shoots the camera]
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Grimm : Thank you Roy. God! Alright, Roy's going to get us the duggle bag, a wheelchair and some skis out of lost luggage to cover your limp.
Loomis : Did you give him a couple of bucks?
Grimm : Yeah, try $1200. Scary but Roy's sixth sense told him we were in some kind of jam...
Loomis : ESP exists, Grimm. They've proved it.
Grimm : Yeah, you picking up anything from me right now, pal?
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Grimm : Have you looked back there? I don't think anybody is going to object.
Bus Driver : I look back there every night friend. That's why i conduct my own affairs in a clean and hygienic fashion.
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Grimm : I'm sure no harm will come to me once I'm inside the bank all by myself.
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Grimm : [frustrated, to bus driver] You better get some help! You're becoming Ralph Kramden's evil twin!
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Grimm : Button it up, pal. Nobody likes a whiner!
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Bank Guard : I said "we're closed," Bozo.
Grimm : [dressed as a clown] : I wouldn't. And that's Mr. Bozo, okay?
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Grimm : If I can sleep ten days and nights in a rice patty, I can certainly last in this lousy bank!
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Chief Rotzinger : [not knowing he's talking to the bank robber he's been chasing] Ok, Dan. I wish there were more like you.
Grimm : Don't say that.