Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
William Sadler: Grim Reaper
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Quotes
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Grim Reaper : [rapping] You might be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.
[Twirls Scythe over his head and ducks so blade doesn't hit it]
Grim Reaper : Heh heh! Get down with your bad self!
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Dead Bill : Ted?
Dead Ted : What?
Dead Bill : Don't "Fear the Reaper"!
[both of them do an air guitar]
Grim Reaper : I heard that.
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Grim Reaper : A hit. You have sank my battleship!
Dead Bill , Dead Ted : Excellent! Yeah!
Dead Ted : I totally knew he put it in the J's, dude!
Dead Bill : Good thinking, Ted.
Grim Reaper : You must play me again.
Dead Bill : WHAT?
Grim Reaper : Um, best two out of three.
Dead Ted : No way!
Grim Reaper : Yes way.
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Grim Reaper : Don't overlook *my* butt, I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.
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Grim Reaper : I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the candlestick.
Dead Bill : Sorry, Death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
Grim Reaper : I said Plum!
Dead Ted : No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
Grim Reaper : Uh, best three out of five!
Dead Ted : I don't believe this guy!
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Grim Reaper : [to The Smoker] See you real soon.
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Dead Bill : Best of seven?
Grim Reaper : DAMN RIGHT!
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Grim Reaper : [to God] They Melvined me.
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Grim Reaper : You will come with me.
Ted : Bill, we can't! We gotta get back to the babes!
Bill : Ted, we can't! We're dead, dude!
Ted : We gotta stop those evil usses! We gotta try!
Bill : [to Death] Excuse us, dude, but is there any way back?
Grim Reaper : You may challenge me to a contest, but if you lose, you will remain here in the afterlife forever.
Ted : What if we win?
Grim Reaper : No-one has ever won.
Grim Reaper : [he smiles terrifyingly]
Ted : [to Bill] Dude, we gotta ditch this guy.
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Chuck De Nomolos : We are now transmitting on every television channel throughout the world!
English Family Member , English Family Member : My word.
Chuck De Nomolos : I want the whole universe to behold this transfer of power. No longer will our future society be based on the ideas and the music of these two fools! They will be based on my ideas, and my ideas alone!
[draws his gun on Bill and Ted]
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Grim Reaper : You have sunk my battleship.
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Bill : DUDE!
Ted : WHAT?
Bill : Hell Sucks!
Ted : Definitely!
[shouts]
Ted : NOOOOO!
Colonel Oates : YOU TWO-TOED, NO NOSED SALAMANDERS!
Evil Easter Bunny : [teasing Bill and Ted] Deacon's Easter Basket, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH!
Granny Preston : [laughs maniacally] HEH HEH HEH! HEH HEH HEH! HEH HEH HEH HEH!
Colonel Oates : COME TO OATSIE!
[charges Bill and Ted]
Evil Easter Bunny : [teasing repeatedly] Deacon's Easter Basket, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH!
Granny Preston : ALL I WANT IS ONE! RIGHT ON THE LIPS!
[charging Bill and Ted]
Bill : Ted, there's only ONE way outta here, man!
Ted : You're right, dude! We gotta play the Reaper.
Grim Reaper : [the Reaper enters Bill and Ted in the Darkness] Choose your game. But if you lose, you will stay here in hell, forever.
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Grim Reaper : Ah! I love show business!