- Leo McCarthy: The words "double cross" definitely come to my mind.
- Ray Silak: The word "dead man" comes to my mind.
- Leo McCarthy: That's two words.
- Leo McCarthy: [after leaving Silak at the controls of a helicopter] Look, look at Silak go. I hear it's a bitch to learn how to fly those things.
- Rollie Tyler: [laughing] He's doin' alright. For a clown!
- Leo McCarthy: We got a real problem here, Rollie. You know how long it's gonna take us to dry $10 million?
- Rollie Tyler: [holding up a bag of the medallions] These are already dry!
- Leo McCarthy: Please tell me those aren't the real medallions.
- Rollie Tyler: [triumphant] They are! I switched them.
- Leo McCarthy: Rollie, you dumb bastard. The Mob wasn't stealing em. They were returning em' to the Vatican!
- Rollie Tyler: [surprised] Nobody told me.
- Leo McCarthy: Hiya, Rollie. Are you gonna hang around here all night, huh?
- Rollie Tyler: Great bloody time, Leo.
- Leo McCarthy: Come on. Don't fuck up the roof of my car.
- Leo McCarthy: Jesus Christ. What's wrong with your cat?
- Liz Kennedy: There's nothing wrong with my cat. She's a Cornish Rex. They don't shed.
- Leo McCarthy: Are you telling me that... Are you telling me that they look like this on purpose? Looks like a big rat.
- Matt Neely: Ten?
- Leo McCarthy: Oh, Jesus here, we go. What did he tell you kid? Five? Huh? Two and a half apiece? Or was your end just supposed to be your parole and car fare?
- Matt Neely: You son of a bitch, Silak.
- Ray Silak: Hold it. You were gonna get a full cut.
- Matt Neely: Of what?
- Ray Silak: Of the 10 million.
- Matt Neely: Bullshit! I was the one who got Becker to talk! If it wasn't for me, you and that bitch would be nowhere.
- Leo McCarthy: The kid is absolutely right, Silak. You deserve a 60/40 split. After all, you were the one who had to go back inside.
- Ray Silak: Shut your foul trap.
- Leo McCarthy: Maybe it should be 70/30. I mean, you're the one who had to go back inside, right?
- Leo McCarthy: Surprise!
- Velez: Leo! I can't believe it! This is a restricted area, and you always just waltz right in. How do you do it?
- Leo McCarthy: I lie.
- Velez: Tell me about it. You said you were gonna call me for dinner. That was two years ago.
- Leo McCarthy: I thought you were supposed to call me.
- Velez: I tried to call you, you bastard.
- Leo McCarthy: [to Rollie] You're not eating that shit, are you? It's been there for five years. Do me a favor, will you? Stay away from the pickled eggs.