Laurie Faso: Raphael
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Quotes
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Leonardo : Take the ugly one!
Raphael : No, you take the ugly one!
Donatello : I'll take the ugly one.
Michaelangelo : Which one's the ugly one?
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Donatello : Hey, is this gonna work?
[regarding the donut idea]
Michaelangelo : Is, like, Schwarzenegger hard to spell?
[Donatello prepares to spell but realizes its true]
Michaelangelo : Yeah.
[the turtles walk out into the middle of the construction site]
Donatello : Pretty quiet.
Raphael : [shouts and breaks the eerie silence] Shredder!
Donatello : [grabs Raphael] Thanks, Raph. I may never have the hiccups again!
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Michaelangelo : I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Michaelangelo , Leonardo , Donatello , Raphael : Man, I love being a turtle!
Raphael : Too bad the Shredder can't say the same thing.
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Michaelangelo : Hey, guys, check this!
[he uses brushes to imitate 'The Karate Kid']
Michaelangelo : Wax on, wax off. Wax on...
Raphael : Mouth off!
Donatello : Hey, everyone's a critic.
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[after Leo starts conversation about the Foot]
Raphael : We kicked their butts. They're all in jail. Besides, we took out the Shredder. So what's everyone so worried about, anyway?
Donatello : He's right.
Leonardo : No, Splinter took out the Shredder!
Donatello : They're both right.
Raphael : Yeah, yeah. I was there, Leo, remember? Ol' Shred did a swan dive, with a half gainer, right into the back of a garbage truck! AAAAAHHHH!
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[about to leave April's apartment, having seen Raph's foot pretruding from behind the changing curtain and becoming suspicious about their weapons "she" has lying around]
Keno : One last thing, though. I think you might want to know about THIS!
[slams his foot on Raph's]
Raphael : ARGH!
[Raph comes out from behind the curtain]
Keno : It's you guys!
[cluthching his foot and being held back by Donny, Leo, and Mikey]
Raphael : Ah, ah! Let me hurt him. Please! Tell me I can hurt him! Please, please! Grr!
[Splinter puts his hand on Keno's shoulder]
Splinter : I think you'd better sit down.
[Keno sees Splinter and faints]
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Leonardo : Turtle-rific
Raphael : Max-a-mundo!
Donatello : Accapella!
Raphael : Huh?
Donatello : Uhhh... Perestroika?
Michaelangelo : Uhh...
Donatello : Ok, I got it... Frère Jacques.
[starts singing]
Donatello : Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques...
Michaelangelo : Donny, give it up!
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Leonardo : [the Turtles say their farewells to April before entering the sewers] See ya, April.
April O'Neil : Bye.
[Leo hops into the sewers]
Raphael : Wish us luck.
[Hops in]
Donatello : We'll be back for Splinter.
[Hops in]
Michaelangelo : [Imitating Humphrey Bogart] Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill o' beans in this crazy world, Elsa. That's why you're getting on that plane.
[April laughs]
Michaelangelo : Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...
Leonardo : [Yanks Mikey into the sewer] Will you come on?
Michaelangelo : YEOW!
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[smoke bomb was set off]
Donatello : Oh, great.
Leonardo : Terrific.
Raphael : Wonderful.
Michaelangelo : Bummer.
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Leonardo : I'm Leonardo.
Michaelangelo : I'm Michaelangelo.
Donatello : Donatello.
Raphael : I'm Raphael!
Michaelangelo : All the good ones end in "O"!
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[the turtles face Tokka and Rahzar for the first time]
Raphael : Well, you know what they say? The bigger they are...
[runs and jump-kicks Rahzar but rebounds and crashes to the floor]
Michaelangelo : ...The more bones they break.
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Raphael : This is stupid. We got the Foot up there with the ooze and we're down here playing Century 21.
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Raphael : Amazing, guys, and I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe.
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[Michaelangelo is crunching noisily on a candy bar]
Raphael : [sarcastically] Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one!
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Raphael : Boy, whatever happened to "service with a smile"?
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Professor Jordan Perry : Four walking, talking turtles.
Raphael : [sarcastically] Yeah, the guy's Ph.D material all right.
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Michaelangelo : Um, not to criticize science or anything, but wouldn't it be easier just to call it 'the pink one'?
Professor Jordan Perry : [pours a liquid in a pan, and eats a piece of pizza] Pepperoni heaven!
Professor Jordan Perry : [pours two liquids in a pot] Donatello, continue aeration!
Donatello : Continuing aeration.
[begins to stir the mixture the pot]
Raphael : [sniffs the mixture] Man! This stuff is rank!
Keno : Yeah, try carrying it on the subway sometime. I never got a seat so fast in my life.
Leonardo : [sniffs the mixture] Blech! Thanks for doing all the shopping for us, Keno.
Keno : No problem. I hope you didn't mind me picking up a few pies.
Michaelangelo : You're forgiven.
[sniffs the mixture]
Michaelangelo : Whoa!
[drops a slice of pizza in the mixture]
Michaelangelo : [Donatello continues to mix the stuff with the pizza slice]
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[the turtles are watching April interview Professor Perry]
Raphael : Man, who is this spaz-matic?
Donatello : Would you give the guy a break? He's a scientist!
Raphael : Yeah, fascinating. Hey!
[picking up TV guide]
Raphael : Isn't Oprah on?
Leonardo : Raph, just leave it!
[throws away TV guide]
Leonardo : We're watching April.
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April O'Neil : He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.
Leonardo : We know.
April O'Neil : But...
Raphael : April, there's no other way.
April O'Neil : But you guys don't stand a chance.
Professor Jordan Perry : Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way!
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Leonardo : [sees that Shredder is vanished] Hey, where'd he go?
Raphael : Hmm, anything?
Donatello : Nothing.
Michaelangelo : Well, dudes. I'd say that's pretty much a wrap, and... Cowabunga?
Raphael : Cowabunga.
Michaelangelo : Yeah!
Leonardo , Raphael , Donatello , Michaelangelo : COWABUNGA!
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Michaelangelo : It's a good thing we saw you up from the roof-
[Leo kicks him from behind]
Michaelangelo : Ow! I mean from Austrailia-
[Raph smacks him in the head hard]
Michaelangelo : Ow!
Donatello : [Annoyed] Geez.
Raphael : Look kid, you can find a phone and call the police. We'll start tying them up.
Keno : Yeah, but I...
Raphael : Yeah, yeah! But good, go!
[Keno leaves]
Michaelangelo : Kids.
[the turtles begin chuckling with one another]
Keno : [Moments later, on the phone with the police] Okay, well hurry up! There's a ton of these guys! Okay, bye.
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Splinter : We will not be here much longer.
April O'Neil : Oh no, no. You guys can stay here for as long as you want.
[the turtles cheer in enjoyment]
Splinter : No! We do not belong here, above.
Leonardo : Yes, Master Splinter!
Raphael : [Mockingly] Yes, Master Splinter.
[Leo and Raph begin to shove each other]
Splinter : Hai! Ten flips, now!
Raphael : Huh.
Splinter : [as Leo and Raph leave the kitchen] Go.
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Raphael : [while a fight is going on, Raph is still tied to a pole, Donny turns around as he hears Raph's muffling, he then rips the tape off his mouth] Dah! Jeez! Why don't just rip my lips off? You think that-
[Donny puts the tape back on Raph's mouth to shut him up]
Donatello : Here, let me get this first.
[Frees Raph from the ropes]
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Raphael : [the Turtles are searching for a new home in the sewers, but suddenly Raph gets in a bad mood] Dah! Alright, hold it.
[Tosses his bag aside]
Raphael : This is stupid! We got the foot up there, with the ooze, and we're down here playing Century 21!
Raphael : [Disgusted with his attitude] Raph!
Raphael : Come on, Leo! Even you can think of something better to do than this!
Leonardo : I already had. Now let's get going.
Raphael : Uh-Uh! That's it, I'm going up!
Leonardo : [Grabs Raph as the latter tries to walk away] No you're not!
Raphael : [Looks down] Let go of my arm, Leo!
Michaelangelo : Guys, guys, guys! I just got an idea; two words that can solve all our housing problems; time share.
Donatello : [Rubs Mikey's head like a fortune teller] Hmm. Not quite ripe yet.
Raphael : I'm outta here!
Michaelangelo : Hey... Oh man.
Raphael : [Walks off] Boy...
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Leonardo : [In Perry's lab, on the computer] What do you make of it, Donny?
Donatello : I'm not sure, looks like a bunch of serial numbers. Let's see.
[Scrolls down the screen]
Donatello : Disposed... disposed... disposed.
Michaelangelo : [On the other side of the lab] Hey dudes, we're too late! Like, no deposit no return.
Donatello : Well, except maybe this one.
Leonardo : What do you mean?
Donatello : [Scrolling down to a canister that says "Active"] Look!
Leonardo : Active.
Donatello : Yeah.
Leonardo : Can you bring up the file?
Donatello : Well, I could try. But if the whole base is coded, the whole system might go down.
Raphael : [after thinking it over] Do it.
Donatello : Yeah.
[Tries entering the password. Meanwhile, The Foot sneak in quietly. Donny's password gets denied]
Donatello : Oh, drat!
