Toy Soldiers (1991)

Wil Wheaton: Joey Trotta

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Quotes 

• Joseph "Joey" Trotta : There's one of them at the end of the hall.

  William "Billy" Tepper : Yeah?

  Joseph "Joey" Trotta : So we make some noise and we get him in here and then we jump him.

  William "Billy" Tepper : Then what?

  Joseph "Joey" Trotta : Billy. He's got a fucking machine gun. With a fucking machine gun we can shred these fuckers.

  Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : You know, this machine gun stuff must run in Mafia families.

• William "Billy" Tepper : Gentlemen, here's to Mr. Donohugue.

  Joseph "Joey" Trotta : Yes, to Phil. May he get laid while on the outside.

• [the boys have been discussing, but rejecting, the possibility of switching the transmitting chips] 

  Derek 'Yogurt' : Of course, the reverse is also true.

  Joseph "Joey" Trotta : What the hell do you mean the reverse is also true?

  Derek 'Yogurt' : If you take the other chip, the *receiving* chip out of the plane, you can switch it with the receiving chip in the detonator.

• William "Billy" Tepper : Come on man, get up. We've gotta strike back or I'm going to look like a douche bag in front of the entire school.

  Joseph "Joey" Trotta : You were born looking like a douche bag.

• Derek 'Yogurt' : I'm Derek and he's Ted, and, yes, this is OUR room.

  Joseph "Joey" Trotta : Not anymore.

• Joseph "Joey" Trotta : We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives.

  Henry "Hank" Giles, III : Do we have a choice?

  Joseph "Joey" Trotta : Yes.

  Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants.

• Luis Cali : What? Not proud of your father?

  Joseph "Joey" Trotta : No. I'm Not

• Luis Cali : We're letting you go.

  Joseph "Joey" Trotta : Why?

  Luis Cali : Because we respect your father.

  Joseph "Joey" Trotta : Fuck my father and fuck you too. I'm not going anywhere without my friends.