- Ricky Wilder: [on the phone with a costume shop clerk] Do you have any mouse costumes?
- [pause]
- Ricky Wilder: Yes, I'm aware that today is Halloween and that people purchased their costumes months in advance - I've always admired people like that.
- [pause]
- Ricky Wilder: But still no mice? What costumes do you have?
- [pause]
- Ricky Wilder: That's the ONLY ONE LEFT?
- [pause]
- Ricky Wilder: I don't think so, not for an eight-year-old girl. But, out of curiosity, how much is the Clarence Thomas outfit?
- [Ricky is dreaming that she is in labor. The doctor pulls out Brody from her womb]
- Ricky Wilder: Brody!
- Doctor: That's a nice name!
- Brody Wilder: Hey, Rick, can I have the keys to your car?
- Ricky Wilder: In my pur...
- [goes into labor once more]
- Doctor: There's another one. Wait, there's something blocking the way.
- [pulls out a skateboard, then pulls out Dorfman]
- Dorfman: Hi, doc! Hey, what happened to the bag of chips I had?
- Ricky Wilder: Dorfman!
- Doctor: Hang on, there's one more.
- [pulls out Melissa]
- Melissa Wilder: Fine. Give birth to me, but you are not my mother.
- [the doctor pulls out Danielle]
- Danielle: Nice shoes! Can I have them?
- [the doctor pulls out Beth]
- Beth: Ricky, there's a hole in the Ozone Layer, and you're bringing babies into this world?
- [shakes her head disapprovingly]
- Brody Wilder: Date tonight, Rick. Need a way place to take her to.
- Ricky Wilder: Mario's.
- Brody Wilder: Great. Need a way to pay for it.
- Ricky Wilder: Job.
- Brody Wilder: Seriously, Rick. Can I borrow thirty dollars?
- Ricky Wilder: Thirty dollars? Brody, that's a lot of money. Why don't you just do what I did when I was your age?
- [thinks]
- Ricky Wilder: Here, take forty.
- Beth: Honestly, Brody, you're taking this fight thing way out of proportion.
- Brody Wilder: Why not tell that to Danielle?
- Beth: What?
- Brody Wilder: Oh, that's right, Beth. Act surprised. I know she and Dex have a date tonight. I can't believe you guys.
- [exit]
- Beth: [sits down on the couch with Dorfman] I feel terrible.
- Dorfman: Me too.
- Beth: I thought Dex wanted me.
- Brody Wilder: Any luck finding your cat, Beth?
- Beth: No. Dorfman put an ad in the paper, but we can't find it.
- Dorfman: [points at an ad in the newspaper] Here it is. Right under "Love Warrior seeks nonsmoking dentist."
- Beth: You put it in the Personals?
- Dorfman: Yeah. Who reads the Lost and Found?
- Danielle: [reads] "Lost and Lonely, SWF?"
- Dorfman: Spayed White Feline.
- Danielle: [reads] "Lost and Lonely, SWF, Cute and cuddly, neatly trimmed nails, seeks master...?"
- Beth: Dorfman, what are you doing to me? I'm gonna get a bunch of men calling and wanting to meet me.
- [pauses to think]
- Beth: I'm gonna go check my messages.