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Quotes
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Gangster : [on a video playing on a TV in another room] You was here last night too, wasn't ya?
Concierge : [hesitates and unaware he's listening to a video] ... Yes, sir. I was.
[nods]
Gangster : You was here, and you was smoochin' with my brother!
Concierge : [scoffs and looks embarrassed] I'm afraid you're mistaken, sir.
[half laughs]
Gangster : Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.
[coincidentally, one of the other staff members happens to be called Cliff, it says so on his name badge. He gasps and the others look at him in disbelief, shocked]
Cliff : [looks alarmed] No... it's a lie!
Gangster : I could go on forever, baby!
Concierge : [half laughing] I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid you're mistaken. We're looking for a young man.
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Gangster : [on a video playing on a TV in another room] All right. I believe ya... but my Tommy gun don't! Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!
Concierge : [to the others] On your knees.
[they get down on their knees. The Concierge is so embarrassed it takes him a few moments to summon up the nerve to say the words]
Concierge : [with all the enthusiasm he can muster] I love you!
[in the other room, Kevin snickers and hits the play button again]
Gangster : You gotta do better than that!
Concierge , Bellman , Desk Clerk , Cliff , Security Guard : [chorusing] I love you!