Toys (1992)

Robin Williams: Leslie Zevo

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Quotes 

• Leslie Zevo : Four stores and many Christmases ago, my father brought forth a factory conceived in innocence and joy and squeezable fun for everyone.

• Leslie Zevo : There's a madman at the factory, and it's no longer me.

• Leslie Zevo : Bastards, they attacked us while we were at prayer. It's like Pearl Harbor.

• Leslie Zevo : We're going to fight fire with marshmallows.

• Leslie Zevo : I was born in the back of a bumper car.

• [Whistling the 's'] 

  Leslie Zevo : You look ssssstunning.

  Gwen Tyler : Oh, ssssstop.

• Alsatia Zevo : So this is Paris.

  Patrick Zevo : What?

  Leslie Zevo : She still needs some work.

• Leslie Zevo : You tried to kill us all...

  General Leland Zevo : Heh... c'mon, Leslie... can't you take a joke?

  Leslie Zevo : Oh yeah! I love jokes! I love all kinds of jokes. But you know what I don't like? I don't like people trying to kill me, hurting my family and my friends, and destroying the whole world as I know it. That just doesn't sit well with me.

• Leslie Zevo : Aww, he broke my sister.

• Leslie Zevo : Hold 'till you see the lights in their eyes.

• Leslie Zevo : Today may be the beginning of the end... or the end of the beginning... or the beginning of the beguine.

• Researcher : Is this room getting smaller or am I bloating?

  Asian Researcher : What!

  Leslie Zevo : Oh look, we're being attacked by a crossword puzzle.

• Leslie Zevo : I'd hug you but your body is over there.

  Alsatia Zevo : I really miss my heart.

  Leslie Zevo : We'll get you two back together soon.

• Leslie Zevo : In the words of Mahatma Gumby, "We are toys of tolerance, but there's only so much that a toy can tolerate."

• Leslie Zevo : I broke into the restricted area, well actually I danced my way in.

• Leslie Zevo : [while fighting Leland]  I! Will! Not! Let! You! Destroy! Dad's! Dream!

• Leslie Zevo : Let's all bob our heads for a brief moment of prayer... those who can.

• Leslie Zevo : In the words of Barbie, "I had a dream house."

• Leslie Zevo : This doesn't look like vomit.

  Asian Researcher : Sorry sir, thats diarrhea.

  Leslie Zevo : Send that over to the Poop department.

• Hagenstern : Should I deactivate the sea swine, sir?

  Leslie Zevo : A sea swine? Oh, yes, you deactivate the goddamn sea swine!

• Alsatia Zevo : [Leslie's reading her a bedtime story]  I don't get it.

  Leslie Zevo : It's a fable.

  Alsatia Zevo : No, I don't get why Daddy left his business to Uncle Leland.

  Leslie Zevo : I know, it would've made more sense for him to leave it to Owen.

  Alsatia Zevo : Or to you.

• [last lines] 

  Leslie Zevo : Patrick?

  Patrick Zevo : [invisible, blended into the wide open field]  Yeah?

  Leslie Zevo : Just checking!

• Owen Owens : Leslie! How are we going to get into the restricted area?

  Leslie Zevo : MTV! MTV!