Toys (1992)

LL Cool J: Captain Patrick Zevo

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Quotes 

• Patrick Zevo : I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please?

• Patrick Zevo : Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously or are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?

• Alsatia Zevo : You know, you remind me a lot of my brother.

  Patrick Zevo : That's impossible. We're exact opposites.

  Alsatia Zevo : That's what I mean. He's all silly and soft on the outside and on the inside he's really strong and you're just the opposite.

• Alsatia Zevo : So this is Paris.

  Patrick Zevo : What?

  Leslie Zevo : She still needs some work.

• General Leland Zevo : Hey, remember that kid, flew a beechnut right into Red Square?

  Patrick Zevo : Beechcraft.

  General Leland Zevo : What?

  Patrick Zevo : He flew a beech *craft* not a beech *nut*.

• [last lines] 

  Leslie Zevo : Patrick?

  Patrick Zevo : [invisible, blended into the wide open field]  Yeah?

  Leslie Zevo : Just checking!