Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)

Tim Curry: Mr. Jigsaw

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Quotes 

• [Mr. Jigsaw is holding a gun to Sgt. Colt's head] 

  Jack Colt : Who are you?

  Mr. Jigsaw : I am your worst nightmare.

  Jack Colt : No, waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare.

  Mr. Jigsaw : Okay, allright, so I'm not your worst nightmare. But I'm right up there!

• Wes Luger : What's going on in here?

  Mr. Jigsaw : Drop your gun Mr. Luger!

  Wes Luger : I don't have one...

  Mr. Jigsaw : [confused]  You are not carrying a weapon?

  Wes Luger : Don't believe in them.

  Mr. Jigsaw : [slides a gun over]  Pick up the gun.

  Wes Luger : [picks up the gun] 

  Mr. Jigsaw : *Drop* the gun Mr. Luger!

• Sgt. Billy York : [after being questioned about the microfilm]  McCracken!

  Mr. Jigsaw : Thank you, Ms York!

  [shoots York] 

  Mr. Jigsaw : [turns around, confused]  Is that Dan McCracken, or Mike McCracken?

  Sgt. Billy York : Mike...

  [Mr. Jigsaw shoots York again] 

  Mr. Jigsaw : [turns around again]  Is he on Alpine or Oak?

  Sgt. Billy York : [thinking]  Alpine...

  Mr. Jigsaw : [shoots York again] 

  Sgt. Billy York : Psst... Park on Third- you'll never find a spot on Alpine.

  Mr. Jigsaw : [smiling]  Thank you! You have been most co-operative!

  Sgt. Billy York : [in pain]  Don't mention it.

  Mr. Jigsaw : [shoots York again] 

• Mr. Jigsaw : [holding a gun on York]  In a little while, Miss York, you will be begging for mercy.

  Sgt. Billy York : No, no, I'll beg now.