Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)

Joyce Brothers: Coroner

Quotes 

• Wes Luger : So what're we looking at here, Doc?

  Coroner : The worst-dressed stiff I've ever seen.

  Wes Luger : This "stiff" and I pounded a beat together for five years. So show some respect, Doc.

  Coroner : I'm sorry, Wes. You know, I see so much of this senseless mayhem that sometimes I get a little insensitive.

  Wes Luger : [nods with understanding] 

  Coroner : All right. This loser has taken the chicken-shit way out and punched her own ticket.

  Wes Luger : Suicide, huh?

  [He turns over York's body; there is an expression of surprise frozen on her face] 

  Wes Luger : She must have caught herself by surprise.