Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)

Lance Kinsey: Irv

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Quotes 

• Lt. Irv Lansing : My wife and I haven't had sex in over two years. I have a six-month-old daughter.

• Wes Luger : [They're investigating a crime scene]  What you have, Irv?

  Lt. Irv Lansing : Oh, I'm not sure, Sarg. It's a nagging, itching, burning sensation.

  Wes Luger : [Irv takes off his shoe and his sock bursts into flames]  What the hell do you expect? Your foot's on fire!