Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)

Frank McRae: Capt. Doyle

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Quotes 

• Wes Luger : York was a friend of mine. She was onto something. I think that's what got her killed.

  Captain Doyle : You don't think it was the bullets?

• Captain Doyle : Don't be so fast to thank me on this, Luger, because you're going to be naked on this one. It's on the line for you. People are going to be watching. Now you blow it, you're going down. You screw up, you're going to be hung out to dry. You drop the ball, you're going to be left twisting in the wind. If you embarrass this department, your pants will be dancing with figs. Is that clear?

  Wes Luger : Everything but the pants fig thing.

• Wes Luger : I don't think York was a suicide. She was on to something.

  Captain Doyle : On something is more likely. You know as well as I that this guy's cookies were laced with cocaine.

  Wes Luger : No wonder I couldn't eat just one.

• Captain Doyle : Cappuccino? Espresso?

  [tries to dispense some, but the coffee machine flies sparks] 

  Captain Doyle : Hey Scotty, can you get this machine to work?

  Scotty : I'm givin' it all she's got, Captain! If I push it any farther, the whole thing'll blow!