Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

Tim Kelleher: Raphael

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• [upon realizing they are being watched by a couple of Japanese Honor guards] 

  Donatello : Uh, ohayou, wasabi.

  Raphael : Hello, mustard?

  Donatello : OK, so my Japanese is a little rusty. Uh, Suzuki, Kawasaki...

  Raphael : [knocks them out cold]  How 'bout, uh, sayonara?

• Raphael : Did you hear what he called me, Leo?

  Leonardo : Yeah, an ugly lump of dung.

  [casually walks away] 

  Raphael : That was an insult, Leo.

  Donatello : Not necessarily, Raph. Did you know that in some countries dung is used as a fuel source?

• Donatello : If we don't come back in two-and-a-half days, we're turtle soup.

  Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Raphael : Whoa!

  Michaelangelo : Bummer.

• Raphael : Fightin's for grown-ups, and that's only if you got no other choice.

• Raphael : Hey, Kid, you gotta control that temper. Did I say that?

• Raphael : Maybe this means the village people won't be afraid of us anymore.

  [the villagers bow] 

  Donatello : Well, it's a start.

• Raphael : Ahh, nature. I *love* it. Makes me want to, I don't know, migrate or something.

  Donatello : Turtles don't migrate, Raph. Birds do!

  Raphael : Hey, I got a beak, don't I?

• [Walker enters melodramatically] 

  Raphael : Well, if it ain't the Phantom of the Opera.

• Raphael : Hey, it?s wet-willy time.

  Whit : Wet-wadum?

• Casey Jones : Hey, guys! So, when do we get together and bust some skulls?

  Leonardo : Hang on, Casey, you're not gonna be doing any head breaking this time, pal, sorry.

  Casey Jones : What was that? You wanna run that by me again?

  Raphael : We need someone to remain here to make sure the time bandit here doesn't get out of hand.

  Casey Jones : Gotcha.

• Raphael : I don't kiss on the first date, lady.

  Leonardo : Raph! Give your mouth a rest!

• April O'Neill : You don't mean - you're not seriously suggesting that Donatello is going to make an incredibly arcane time travel machine, are you?

  Leonardo , Michaelangelo , Raphael , Donatello : No, of course not!

  Michaelangelo : That'd be totally bogus.

  Raphael : Really stupid!

  April O'Neill : Well, that's a relief.

  Donatello : [points over his shoulder]  No, that guy's gonna make it.

• Raphael : Son of a snapper!

• Raphael : We've been here for five minutes and we already lost one brother, the magic scepter...

  Donatello : Our dignity.

  Raphael : ...and no April.

• Raphael : [Reflecting on the situation, when some children run past brandishing wooden swords. Picks up Yoshi]  Woah! Woah! Woah! Hey, hey hey chill; hey, hey , hey. What is this? The Geraldo Show? You gotta learn to control that temper guy.

  [pauses a moment as he reflects on his past] 

  Raphael : Did I say that?