- Lord Norinaga: You have come back.
- Leonardo: Yeah, we like to drop in about every three or four centuries.
- Leonardo: Michaelangelo why are you wearing boxer shorts?
- Michaelangelo: So that the guy who arrives in my place doesn't arrive bare butt naked.
- Casey Jones: Bet you guys feel lucky to be going back, right?
- Benkei: We're lucky. We're going back.
- Guards in unison: Not!
- [slap high fives]
- Casey Jones: This is really gonna screw up history.
- Donatello: [gets up and looks around after landing face first in a shallow pond] Mud wrestling is defintely a spectator sport... Gross.
- Donatello: [picks up his helmet and pours out mud] Grosser.
- Donatello: April? Yo!
- April O'Neill: [splashes mud at Donatello] Here! Help me up.
- Donatello: Whoa! Alright, I'm comin'. A little mud, no problem.
- Donatello: [picks up April out of the mud but slips and falls on his back] Wait! Wait!
- April O'Neill: This is the worst rescue I've ever had.
- Donatello: Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!
- Donatello: [April picks him up from the mud] Thanks.
- April O'Neill: We better get out of here.
- Donatello: Think of it the bright side, April. We could've landed in a great, big, greasy pile of...
- April O'Neill: Don't even say it, Donny.
- Donatello: [April trims the leg part of her uniform] Whoa, leg-o-rama!
- April O'Neill: Hey, I'm allowed. It's my vacation.
- Donatello, Leonardo: Absolutely! Shwing!
- Michaelangelo: [after bursting from a building engulfed in flames] Kurt Russell, eat your heart out!
- Michaelangelo: I don't think I'll ever laugh again.
- Splinter: Hmmm... Yo, Dude!
- Michaelangelo: Huh?
- Splinter: [suddenly wearing a Hawaiian hat] Hee hee hee hee hee...
- Michaelangelo: Oh... Yo, dude!
- [laughs]
- Splinter: Just like Elvis in Blue Hawaii. Uh-huh-huh! I saw it on cable.
- Michaelangelo: [continues laughing]
- Donatello: If we don't come back in two-and-a-half days, we're turtle soup.
- Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael: Whoa!
- Michaelangelo: Bummer.
- April O'Neill: I'm going to find an apartment. I have an idea we're going to be here for a long time.
- Leonardo: An apartment?
- Michaelangelo: Do they have apartments in Japan?
- Raphael: Do I look like a real estate agent?
- Leonardo: What about condos?
- Michaelangelo: [to Walker] Hey, buddy, don't you know that Westerns are dead?
- Walker: Speaking of dead.
- [aims pistol at Michaelangelo]
- Michaelangelo: Uh what I meant was they're not all dead. Like Clint. You look alot like Clint!
- April O'Neill: [about Whit] He is lower than scum! He gives scum a bad name.
- Walker: Of course he does, that's why I hired him.
- Michaelangelo: But, I want to stay here... with you.
- Mitsu: You will always be here with me, Michaelangelo.
- April O'Neill: Would somebody please tell me what the heck is going on around here?
- Donatello: Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing.
- [preparing to jump into a burning building]
- Michaelangelo: I don't think I'm cut out for this hero stuff.
- Whit: Take me with you.
- April O'Neill: Where? New York? Nahh, you wouldn't fit in. I mean, uh,
- [takes in his grungy appearance]
- April O'Neill: well, actually you *would* fit in.
- Lord Norinaga: How did you capture such a woman?
- Walker: Same way you capture any wild animal. By setting a trap.
- Lord Norinaga: Go ahead. Finish me.
- Leo: Okay.
- [forms his two swords like scissors and cuts off Norinaga's hair]
- Leo: There. Short enough for you?