Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers (1993)

Peter Sallis: Wallace

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Quotes 

• Wallace : It's the wrong trousers Gromit! And they've gone wrong!

• Wallace : Cracking toast, Gromit!

• Wallace : It's no use prevaricating about the bush.

• Wallace : [upon falling through the trap door into the techno-trousers, instead of his normal trousers]  It's the wrong trousers! The wrong trousers!

• [last lines] 

  Wallace : All's well that ends well, that's what I say.

  [eats his cheese and crackers] 

  Wallace : Mmm... Oh, I do like a bit of Gorgonzola.

• Wallace : I think you'll find this present a valuable addition to our modern lifestyle. They're techno-trousers. Ex-NASA. Fantastic for walkies!

• Wallace : [about his invention that slid him out of bed and onto a chair in the room below via a trap door]  Well, that went as well as could be expected, didn't it, hmm? Though I might have to make a small adjustment to the drop, a touch painful on re-entry.

• Wallace : [as he goes flying around the room]  Hang in there, Gromit! Everything's under control!

• [Wallace has fallen into the techno-trousers and, thanks to Feathers McGraw controlling them, sent Wallace rampaging about town before returning him home to bed, tired] 

  Wallace : A good doze, that's what I need. Get me strength back. What a... What a shocking calam... calam... calamity...

  [falls asleep, snoring] 

• Wallace : [being marched down the side of a building in the techno-trousers, controlled by Feathers]  That's quite enough! You'll be hearing from my solicitor about this! Ooh! Oh! Mind how you go! You can't go taking liberties like this! I'm a respectable citizen!

• Wallace : Well, Gromit, let's see what's on the 9.05, shall we?

  [in comes a model train on the track that goes through the room] 

• Wallace : Happy birthday, chuck!

• Wallace : No more lodgers - more trouble than they're worth!

• Wallace : [Feathers moves him, in the techno-trousers, into a wardrobe]  This wardrobe's nearly new, you know!

• [Feathers has locked Wallace and Gromit in a wardrobe] 

  Wallace : Well, this is a fine how do you do, isn't it, Gromit?

• [Feathers has locked Wallace and Gromit in a wardrobe. Gromit hotwires the techo-trousers' wiring and they start marching on the spot, the wardrobe shakes] 

  Wallace : My goodness, it'll ruin the woodwork!

  [the wardrobe is wrenched clear of its bottom and they start moving across the room] 

  Wallace : Oh! There goes me knotty pine!

• [It's Gromit's birthday] 

  Wallace : [lying in bed, jabbing the breakfast buzzer]  It's my turn for breakfast this morning, Gromit.

• Wallace : [ineffectually trying to get his new lodger, the penguin, not to stay in Gromit's room]  Look... there's something I've got to tell you. It's, erm... no pets. Does that suit you?

• Wallace : [as Gromit frantically lays down pieces of track in front of the model train they're riding on at speed through the house]  Mind the table, Gromit!

  [they weave between the table legs as they pass underneath it] 

• Wallace : [waking up to find himself in the techno-trousers, hanging upside down from the ceiling in a museum with the alarms ringing]  What's the game, then?

• Wallace : [to Feathers McGraw]  Good grief. It's you. Now, get me out of those trousers.