- Surgeon General Sign: WARNING - THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT CHASING ROAD RUNNERS MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH.
- Wile E. Coyote: *mocks and laughs*
- Road Runner: Beep-beep!
- [Wile E. gets spooked as he hits a rocky cliff above him]
- Surgeon General Sign: [showing in front of Wile E] IT'S NOT COOL TO LAUGH AT THE SURGEON GENERAL.
- Wile E. Coyote: [holds out a sign] In Heaven's Name - What Am I Doing?
- [falls down]
- Wile E. Coyote: BYE!