The Cowboy Way (1994)
Woody Harrelson: Pepper Lewis
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Quotes
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Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : How would you gentlemen like your steak prepared?
Pepper : Prepared? Oh you mean cooked?
Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : Yes, of course, that's what I should have said, cooked.
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Chango : What's a baby cow gonna do to me?
[Sonny shrugs and pulls down Chango's pants]
Chango : Hey come on man!, what you doing?
Sonny : I am embarrassed, our friend here isn't wearing any underpants.
Pepper : [pulls a baby calf out of the barn and the calf starts snorting] He sees it!
Sonny : Damn, that hungry devil thinks your little wee-wee is his mama's teat.
Chango : Hey hey man, you guys can't do this.
Sonny : I'll ask you one more time asshole, where's Teresa?
Chango : I ain't telling you shit!
Sonny : It's your call stubby, let him go Pepper!.
[Pepper releases the calf and it makes its way towards Chango]
Chango : whoa!
[begins to moan as the calf begins to suck his penis]
Sonny : Damn, that looks like it hurts.
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Pepper : If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it.
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Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : And would you care to order wine with your meal?
Pepper : Uh, yah why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other, uh not too sweet, American.
Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice and would you like glasses or do you prefer to drink directly from the bottle?
Pepper : Well, um, glasses I reckon and oh hay toss a litle ice in mine if you would my good man.
Waiter at Waldorf Astoria : Ice, certainly sir. Nothing could surprise me now.
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Sonny : [Pepper drags Sonny behind a Horse Carriage hiding from the Owners of the Waldorf Astoria] Pepper, those People are guessing that You skipped the Bill.
Pepper : Oh yeah, well they guessed right!
Sonny : Well, then pay them!
Pepper : Yeah right, with what?
Sonny : You lying Son of a Bitch, You told Me You still got some of that Prize Money left!
Pepper : Of course I do, have I ever lied to You before?
Sonny : Well, how much do You got?
Pepper : About 8 Bucks, I reckon.
Sonny : About 8 Bucks, I reckon?
Pepper : Better than a poke in the Eye.
Sonny : [Starts walking off] Pepper, I've about had it with You!
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Officer Sam 'Mad Dog' Shaw : Where you guys from, Texas?
Pepper : Texas? Ain't no real cowboys from Texas, we're from New Mexico.
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Nacho Salazar : [9:44] Good to see you, man!
Pepper : ¿Como estas?
Nacho Salazar : Where the hell have you been?
Pepper : I've been with the worms in Mexico
Nacho Salazar : ¡Chihuahua!
Pepper : I miss your cookin'
Nacho Salazar : You talk to Sonny? C'mon Pepper, Sonny will forgive you.
Pepper : Oh, yeah? When? That rodeo was a year ago. He ain't said six words to me, since. I told him I'm sorry what the hell does he want?
Nacho Salazar : Sonny, he don't care about words. You have to show him.
Pepper : I ain't gonna kiss his ass if that's what you mean. It's so sour it probably taste like a damned old lemon, anyhow.
Pepper : Don't give up on him, Pepper. You've been friends too long for that.
Pepper : Yeah. I had a reason for not showing up to that rodeo
Nacho Salazar : Tell him what he wants and he will understand.
Pepper : Maybe someday when he ain't being such a damned shitass.