The Flintstones (1994)

Laraine Newman: Susan Rock

Quotes 

• Susan Rock : And the demonstration continues to get uglier at Slate and Company, following the unexpected layoff of virtually the entire labour force by V.P. Fred Flintstone. For the Cave News Network, this is Susan Rock.

  Barney Rubble : Fred! Did you hear what happened to everyone at the quarry today?

  Fred Flintstone : Yep. Few hours ago, I sent 'em all off on a nice, long vacation.

  Barney Rubble : You mean, a permanent vacation!

  [turns to Wilma and Betty, points to him] 

  Barney Rubble : He fired them!

  [Betty gasps] 

  Wilma Flintstone : [turns to him]  Fred! How could you?

  Fred Flintstone : I didn't do that!

  Barney Rubble : You did too! It's all over the TV!

  Wilma Flintstone : Fred!

  Fred Flintstone : Wilma, who are you gonna believe? Me or some busboy?

  Betty Rubble : That "busboy" is your best friend!

  Fred Flintstone : Best friend? BEST FRIEND? I lost my best friend the day I became an executive! He's just jealous of my hard-earned success!

  Barney Rubble : Hard-earned? Tell me something, Mr. Vice President! What's a graduated inventory plan, huh? How about supply and demand? Hey, Fred! What's two and two?

  Fred Flintstone : I didn't come here to talk business! I'm out with my wife! Now... get me a clean spoon.

  Barney Rubble : [slams the tablecloth]  That does it! The only reason you got that job is 'cause I switched tests with you.

  Betty Rubble : Oh, Barney.

  Fred Flintstone : Oh, ho, ho, that's rich! What good would it do me to switch tests with the guy that got the lowest score in the quarry?

  Barney Rubble : Think about it, Fred!

  Betty Rubble : Oh! Finally, it all makes sense.

  Wilma Flintstone : You don't believe this, do you?

  Betty Rubble : [stands up]  Are you calling my husband a liar?

  Wilma Flintstone : [gasps; stands up]  Now, this has gone far enough! After everything that we've done for you! We took you into our home!

  Betty Rubble : Oh, yeah? So you could show off every chance you got!

  [Wilma gasps] 

  Betty Rubble : You used to be such nice people, but now... you're just a couple of rich snobs! Mmm!

  Fred Flintstone : [stands up]  Better than being a couple of petty ingrates.

  Betty Rubble : Come on, Barney! We are moving out tonight!

  Barney Rubble : Hang on, Betty. I forgot to punch out.

  [punches Fred in the face; he faints]