Leprechaun 2 (1994)

Sandy Baron: Morty

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Quotes 

• Cody : You should've been an actor.

  Morty : There's no money in it.

• Morty : [Dying]  Help me.

  Leprechaun : Love to, friend, but you're all out of wishes. Ha ha ha ha!

• Morty : Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer.

• Cody : You can't drive the tour.

  Morty : Why not?

  Cody : Because you're plastered!

  Morty : What difference does that make? Now, never forget rule number one.

  Cody : I know, never turn down a paying customer.

  Morty : I may be a little loose, but I am not so far gone that I would turn away a packed hearse.

  [Morty drunkenly tries to exit the bathroom, but walks into a toilet] 

  Morty : Of course, there's always rule number two.

  Cody : Which is?

  Morty : Never kill a paying customer.

• Morty : I should've returned that book to the library five years ago! I don't know what you saw, but leprechauns don't exist!

  Leprechaun : What's that ya say? Leprechauns don't exist?

• Cody : Everything is a scam to you, isn't it?

  Morty : Damn right.

• Morty : They found this dead kid at Bridgette's, she's missing, everybody says you did it.

  Cody : Me? That's crazy!

  Morty : That's what I told the cops, now what the hell happened?

  Cody : A leprechaun did it.

  Morty : Maybe I should call the cops.

• Morty : I probably should've kept you away from all this supernatural stuff.

  Cody : He dropped a rack of pots on my head.

  Morty : Oh, well now I'm convinced.

• Morty : Didn't anybody ever tell you not to drink and levitate?

• Morty : Okay so you found a gold coin and it looks like the one in this book. It's probably worth some cash. But this leprechaun stuff...

  Cody : Listen, it says "Leprechauns are devious creatures. They live for trickery, even get pleasure out of it".

  Morty : Cody, if you were taking some dope you would tell me, right?

• Leprechaun : Do you wish me out of the safe?

  Morty : Yes, goddammit! I wish you out of the safe! Where the hell are you?

  Leprechaun : You'll have to open the door. It's wrought iron. Remember? Didn't you read the book?